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i’m soo pissed,  the writing it hurts my eyes,

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Wow

The Morning After I Killed Myself

The morning after I killed myself, I woke up.

I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the counter. I washed the dishes and folded the towels.

The morning after I killed myself, I fell in love. Not with the boy down the street or the middle school principal. Not with the everyday jogger or the grocer who always left the avocados out of the bag. I fell in love with my mother and the way she sat on the floor of my room holding each rock from my collection in her palms until they grew dark with sweat. I fell in love with my father down at the river as he placed my note into a bottle and sent it into the current. With my brother who once believed in unicorns but who now sat in his desk at school trying desperately to believe I still existed.

The morning after I killed myself, I walked the dog. I watched the way her tail twitched when a bird flew by or how her pace quickened at the sight of a cat. I saw the empty space in her eyes when she reached a stick and turned around to greet me so we could play catch but saw nothing but sky in my place. I stood by as strangers stroked her muzzle and she wilted beneath their touch like she did once for mine.

The morning after I killed myself, I went back to the neighbors’ yard where I left my footprints in concrete as a two year old and examined how they were already fading. I picked a few daylilies and pulled a few weeds and watched the elderly woman through her window as she read the paper with the news of my death. I saw her husband spit tobacco into the kitchen sink and bring her her daily medication.

The morning after I killed myself, I watched the sun come up. Each orange tree opened like a hand and the kid down the street pointed out a single red cloud to his mother.

The morning after I killed myself, I went back to that body in the morgue and tried to talk some sense into her. I told her about the avocados and the stepping stones, the river and her parents. I told her about the sunsets and the dog and the beach.

The morning after I killed myself, I tried to unkill myself, but couldn’t finish what I started.

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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my thoughts on the finale 

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I'm going to follow all PLL blogs who reblog this :)

My dashboard is so empty so please reblog this if your blog is about PLL :)

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Marlene

if she can take a break from us , maybe we should take a break from her and the show,

i wish that everytime she gives us a shitty finale we could just be like bye world i’m taking a break, pll got me fucked up.  (put myself in radley for a month or so)

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good job mar xD i can’t believe the fans are smarter than the writers of the show,

Let Me Break It Down In Layman’s Terms.

If the writers really have been working on this story line for the past 3 years like they claim, then how did they miss an embarrassing amount of plot holes that the fandom seemed to pick up on as soon as the finale aired? 

(ugh I’m getting so sick of saying those words, plot holes).

The worst part about it is that none of the facts add up (and by the way, if you hate math, then you might hate this post lol. There are a lot of numbers and it’s sorta long, sorry not sorry).

There are many things that factor into the complicated & complex math equation that is Rosewood, Pennsylvania.

For instance, in episode 2x13, which is based in 2008, Toby mentions that it has been one year and one week since his mother’s death.

Wouldn’t that make it 2007 when Marion died?

Well, if we are going by the laws of reality here, then this is a stone cold fact: 

2008 - 1 year = 2007.

So here we have it, Fact #1: Marion Cavanaugh died in 2007.

The web of inaccuracies continues to get more and more tangled as we go on, so prepare yourself.

Ali would have been 13 years old in 2007 when Marion died. I get this age based on the fact that we know she disappeared 2 years later (on Labor Day 2009), at age 15. 

As we all (hopefully) know:  

15 years old - 2 years = 13 years old       

(I told you this was in layman’s terms).

Fact #2: Alison was 13 years old in 2007 when Marion died & 15 years old when she skipped town in 2009.

Then according to Aria in episode 5x25, all of the songs on the playlist for A’s dollhouse prom are from 7 years ago. 

Spencer mentions it was the same prom theme from her sister’s Senior year & Emily says that Charles is recreating it. 

Since the Liars are currently Seniors in high school when they make this statement, it means Melissa, and Jason for that matter since they graduated together, are both 7 years older than Alison & the Liars. 

Liars Senior Year - 7 years = Melissa & Jason’s Senior Year

So if Jason is 7 years older, and we take into account that we also learned this season that Charlotte is 15 months older than Jason, then this makes CeCe 8 years older than Ali.

Ugh I’m getting dizzy. I hate math.

Fact #3: Charlotte is 8 years older than Alison & the Liars.

So we also know from earlier in the season that Jessica faked Charles’ death at age 16. Hanna & Spencer discovered the organ donation papers that Jessica forged at Radley & this is when they found out the age Charles “died”. 

CeCe tells Alison that she went through the transition when Jessica faked Charlie’s death.

Supposedly Charles was 12 years old when Bethany murdered Marion, so the doctors “doped him up” for the next couple years (although “a couple” usually means 2, but in this instance it seems to mean 4).

Fact #4: Charles transitioned into Charlotte at age 16. 

In episode 6x10, it has been 2 ½ years since that infamous night that Ali went missing (she disappeared beginning of Sophomore year 2009, and it is currently the end of Senior year). This means it is only 2012 in Rosewood. 

Soph Year Sept 2009 + 2 ½ years = Senior Year May 2012

If the Liars are 18 years old (which most Seniors are by the time they graduate high school), then CeCe is 8 years older, making her age 26 when she is finally revealed as A in the current year of 2012. 

This makes her year of birth 1986.

2012 - 26 years old = 1986

Which means she would have been 12 years old (which is the age she claims she was when Marion died) in 1998 not 2007.

1986 + 12 years old = 1998

Fact #5: Charles was not 12 years old in 2007.

So how could Charles be 12 (and still a boy) in 2007 when Bethany pushed Marion from Radley’s roof?

He couldn’t.

Actually, Charles had already transitioned into Charlotte at that point.

This doesn’t only blow a hole in the timeline, but it blows a hole in Bethany’s entire motive for why she killed Marion. It was because Charles didn’t want anyone to see him in a dress, right? 

But why murder someone in cold blood if you are in fear that she is going to gossip about Charles’ gender identity, if Charles was already Charlotte at that point? There would have been nothing to keep a secret about because Marion would have walked out on that roof and seen exactly what we see when we look at CeCe Drake: a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed young lady. So all of this is completely contradicting. 

Referring back to Fact #2 & Fact #3, Ali was 13 in 2007 & Charlotte is 8 years older than Ali. This means that CeCe should have been 20-21 years old, as well as a fully grown woman that went by the name Charlotte, when Marion was pushed off that roof.

Alison 13 yrs old in 2007 + CeCe 8 yrs older = CeCe 21 yrs old in 2007

Fact #6: Charlotte was 21 in 2007 & fully transitioned when Marion died.

But instead, we saw this:

Fact #7: Mar fucked up.

I guess she hates math more than I do.

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Yeeeees!

PLL S6 - my thoughts & rants

Cece is A was a good reveal BUT her motives were really STUPID and worse than Mona’s motive. And the finale was definitely rushed (like hashtagpll said) and so many things were happening and so much talking and flashbacks was crammed in 45 min.It was not worth the wait of 5 freaking years) It was a huge let down for the fans because if we look at the past episodes of S6 there’s not many good episodes it was a pretty crappy season and it was filled with irrelevant characters and uninteresting sub plots and useless A suspects and it felt like marlene just wanted to get over with 5 years of lies.(it seemed like an essay i do in 15 min).Though Vanessa’s acting was AmAzing and i thing she did it really well) i felt betrayed when cece just gave up so easily like one sec she’s about to blow up radley and the next game’s over( it was not a-like)-i blame it all on the writers and marlene who i trusted-she could have stretched the finale to 2 hours-she had everything in her hands.she really misused all the love and devotion the fans have given the show. seriously this could have been such a good show and episode(she could have actually make up for the boring episodes).i miss how pll used to be back in season 1-3 when we’d actually see the character growths and friendship and love between the plls

P.S- it is no lie that this was the summer of shitty writing!

I am not going to expect anything great for S7 because im tired of being let down but i am going to watch it because i didn’t waste so much time of my life to be left with disappointments and plot holes

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ABC Family: Here is your check for this season, Marlene. Thanks for all your dedication to the show. Marlene: I thought I was getting a raise? I distinctly remember talking with you about an increase in salary. ABC Family: Memories are subjective and interpretive. You may remember it happening that way but we as a Network didn’t mean it the way we originally presented it to you. Marlene: But I have all this proof that you gave me that proves I should have more money than this. ABC Family: We’re taking a break from this conversation. We’ll see ya when we see ya.

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Did they explain this to us? jasons stab?

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plz make a new spinoff of the mums xD

I love pll moms

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Cece: Our parents sent me to a mental institution and all but completely forgot about me when I was still very young. I felt lost and alone.

Alison: BUT DID YOU DIE THO?

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xD

Marlene: “THE PEOPE WHO DIDN’T LIKE THE FINALE ARE TRANSAphobic”

Me: nah bitch we PLOT-HOLE-APHOBIC

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lets all pray for this 

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pretty little liars

 FAN: i’ve wasted 5 years for this?

marlene: BUT IS YOU DEAD? ;)

FANS:RUN!

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everyone is ignoring the book dream west next to the doll, its about john charles fremont , 

Arias pictures - that doll is important!! rosewoodspy

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