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YALL. god I wish I could get just one more episode of Frosty and Iris
Iris half jokingly asked "are you the same height as me when you're on your knees?" Sure, Frosty had been on his knees in front of her before, but she never thought about how tall he was in comparison.
He laughed "probably" as his hand fell to his pocket. In one fell swoop Iris had made the frost giant forget everything he'd been planning on doing.
"actually, while we're on the topic" he spoke up again, "we might as well test it" he planted a knee on the grass and pulled out the velvet box from his pocket.
Iris turned, pulling her eyes away from the view just in time to see him pop the small box open. "Will you marry me?"
A/N. Real quick because I keep listening to them. Yes this is based slightly off of how bel proposed to Lilly in Helles Belles.
#eris serenity frosty#eris serenity iris#eris serenity#eris serenity asmr#eris please just one more episode#i love these two so much its not even funny#someone free me#I just need an episode where they meet the parents#or like a sleep aid#something#please
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Yo guys I promise I'll start pushing things out after the 31st
I'm currently at a space program so I'm pretty inactive. SEE YALL SOON
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AHHHHHGETDHEHDHFI
I'm eating this
big bad wolf darlin’
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WAR IS OVER
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Guys please I'm begging you, I need more siren son things— he doesn't get enough love and I need it. Someone give me a reason to write about Pride, Zeke, and Cam. I'm on my hands and knees.
#siren son asmr westhaven#siren son asmr#siren son asmr pride#siren son asmr cam#siren son asmr zeke#someone please#i beg of thee#give me a reason to write about my favourite poly couple#theyre boyfriends your honor
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Hadn't realised how many people enjoyed sick comfort until I was scrolling through my drafts and seeing just how many were asking me to write that.
Also— BB is like a sickly Victorian boy when they're sick
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They have, and will do again.
Lovely feels like the type of person to go to Pitbull concert in a bald cap
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If you came out with that I think I would have just quit right there
Abt to finish to matador gothic tn hope nothing bad happens!

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CANIS WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON CASTLE AUDIOS NEW VIDIO!
I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT
I don't like that character, I tried to listen to her but didn't get the hype, BUT I WILL TRY TO LISTEN TO HER I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT!
#castle audios#castleaudios#i don't listen to her for the same reason i don't listen to ivan#im a hater of characters like her#but i have been trying to listen to them
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What does that mean escape... What was the OG script
Abt to finish to matador gothic tn hope nothing bad happens!

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I'm a hater of wrong tags— please let me read an X male reader and not a fem reader and have it be FLUFF and not SMUT
I have four opinions to make here about smut it’s my opinion idc what you think
NUMBER ONE STOP PUTTING FLUFF AND ANGST TAGS IN YOUR SMUT ITS ANNOYING WHEN WE ARE LOOKING FOR SMTH WHICH ISNT SMUT ONLY TO HE BOMBARDED BY IT
Secondly, not all fic have to include smut the fact that there is barely non smut fic is concerning this is weird yall some porn addicts
Thirdly, Smut without plot isn’t even interesting nothing to build up the tension between characters no plot straight up fucking isn’t even appealing it’s boringggg and all the same thing repeated
Lastly, tag your fics right like why is there a Rafe Cameron fanfic under Drew Starkey hashtag???? And also for the love of god stop involving minors even if it’s aged up that’s weird as hell.
Thank you

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Fun fact; the only things getting me through this rough time (my killer sunburn) are
Date everything (I keep having to restart because of Daisuke and Vaughn)
Any cold drink
Aloe vera
And redacted audios (which is my go to if I can't sleep)
I've stopped freaking out and crying over the fact that it hurts and I can't sleep and now I'm just walking around like an old man.
#date everything#redactedasmr#silly goofy mood#silly goober#guys don't be a dumb white guy#im a dumb white guy#look where that got me
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Wear sunscreen guys
I'm currently burnt to a crisp. This is what I get for being pale white. I had fun but now I have radiation burns all about the front of me
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So I did not get it the following week. But it is completed
I just painted stuff for my mom's work, fixed her faucet, and her ice maker in her fridge. I'm unstoppable.
I promise I'll write more tomorrow, I'm not doing anything so I'll try to push out at least some HC for yall
For those here for my sharks


I'll have the finished version next week so look out for that!
See y'all!
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RRRRAAAAAHHHH
David has one from high school, it had been taking following a fight that started over Milo, they won the fight and Milo was left alone for the rest of the school year.
Asher has one from college, it was of them holding up each other, the scuffle they had gotten into was a little more violent than they thought.
Milo has one from around the time they came to Dahlia, they were smiling wide and looked proud, they had kept the bullies away from the boys.
Christian's photo is from a few years ago, Tank looked tired but still had that ever present smirk, they tried to cover the camera as it had been after a job went south.
(Marie's is one from when they were 13, holding up a deer alongside the boys who each had their own catch in their hands. It's Tanks home screen.)
Almost everyone in the pack has at least one picture of Tank smirking with their nose bleeding, some on their teeth, a bruise on their cheekbone, the whole shebang, scuffed up after a fight
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It was unsuccessful. It took two hours and it just didn't want to come out clean.

That was from hour one, it's now burnt.
I'm making shark bread
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Not very confident in it... Hoping this works out
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