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happy e3 season

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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cock? like from the john green monologue? you know it's not real right?

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we have been tricked into thinking that love is the spice of life when it is actually the broth -_-

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not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

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fraser with the facts today

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“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

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being trans isn’t contagious anyway come closer

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You ever seen porno?

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