zackyjdreamdiary

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i had a dream i had stayed in a fancy airbnb with my family, and right before we started packing up to leave, i failed some sort of challenge or game or something that involved sleeping on command, which is something i can't do, and therefore failed and ended up cursed. i was very unbothered about the whole thing seeing as i didn't believe in the curse and everyone else l thinks im gonna die

the guy who showed up to threaten me was this huge white guy in a brown leather mask with these horrible crusty dreads poking out a big hole on the top. it kind of looked like his head was a big disgusting flower in a terracotta pot. and he told me and my sister we are gonna be punished but me especially for some reason even tho i barely broke the rules and its an unfair game in the first place 🙄

along the way this girl kept driving up with a prewrapped fast food burger on a motorcycle and screaming "12 burger challenge" and i would just grab and eat them as fast as i could lol . im pretty sure she was with the curse guy but im not sure. some of the burgers already had bites out of them which seems like cheating but i guess she got hungry

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i had a dream i went to the dispo and it was like this huge oak cabin building that had a playground section you could put your kids in while you shopped. there was also this bakery section where you could get an infused slice of cake or bread and there was this cheesecake mousse jelly cake thing that i got a huge piece of

the other half of the dream involved me being in some kind of art contest where i made a life sized wax model of myself by making a mold of me. and I put it in the bathtub and started drawing little hearts on it in crayon. the guy i was competing with stood in a mostly dark hallway so you could just see his silhouette and styled his hair to look like peter griffin's head, and he won LOL

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i had a dream that there was this abridged series of dan vs. called "meanie" (it was a play on jerk, like dan's t shirt) and it was basically a full rewrite of chris and dans banter/dialogue where he was a lot nicer and softer and sillier but still kind of a dickhead lol and he was dubbed by this really nice-sounding effeminate voice

there was a lot of footage i didn't recognize too, a lot of dan and chris doing roblox esque obbys. dan was often seen wearing yellow rainboots and a cape for whatever reason... i remember being really charmed and touched by it on occasion as it was mostly humorous but sometimes became really sentimental. it was beautiful

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i had a dream that i was in this frigid city in Winter, waiting for my parenta to get back into the car and drive me home

i uaed a dry erase marker to draw a giant letter D in mid air, it was very detailed, and i knew i was trying to spell out dandadan - and then a big truck sped by and it was playing the american anthem out loud and suddenly there was an older gentleman who kept poking and gently hitting me on the chest and poking me and i asked why and he said it was becose of nerve damage

the old guy lost his jacket when it started blowing wind and me and this other chap chased after it until we found it

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i had a dream that a certain tumblr user was a teacher of some kind and i was made to study their artwork z it was much different than their usual stuff, i remember it was like some impressionistic paintings of very wide landscapes with figures always facing away from the viewer, paired with lines from a poem that this user actually wrote

there were two warring factions, one of which was a bunch of humans and vegetable people, and the other was a bunch of pokemonesque demon creatures with cute faces and huge claws. their bodies were all pure red and they were much nicer to me than the other army. but I kept switching between the two and double crossing them

i remember being caught hanging out with demons and being made yo go to a human/veggie reform school and trying to sneak off

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i had a dream i was walking around in this elaborate city, where the roofs of buildings were very accessible and colorful and twisty, where there were lots of crevices and cracks and structures with no clear purpose. i knew that i only had a few days there as we were on vacation or something

i was given a dab pen that looked just like a regular ballpoint pen and i had to find a spot to smoke it where nobody would find me.

i spent a lot of time standing in front of a cloth door talking to this very nice woman who had giant colorful ferrets and dogs as pets, and i couldnt see her but i could see her pets near the entrance - for some reason i wasnt allowed to go in and would talk to my parents tomorrow about letting me go

there was also this maze thing with multiple floors, like pokemon mystery dungeon or stardew valley i had to find the elevator/stairs to make it to the next floor, and i figured out that weed would start appearing on floor 30 lol

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i had a dream i went on this hike, and there was a sign near the front that said something along the lines of "no barefooting it" . i fetched my flip flops and got walking - i remember being concerned about having to walk long distances but going anyway, and suddenly being joined and surrounded by some family members on my mom's side

we came to a part in the path where you had to swim, and it was swarming with alligators - my cousins, some of which were very little, were climbing all over the alligators, bothering them, riding on them, and etc - i was very concerned and i just kept thinking about how it was inevitable that one of them would get hurt or bitten

as i was swimming, the water was soupy and warm and full of underwater plants that brushed up against my legs - i kept thinking for sure i would be covered in leeches by the end but i don't remember getting any

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i had a dream that there was this massive faucet near my front door and i kept turning it on to fill the front yard with hot water. it didnt spill over or soak into the ground at all, it filled like a bathtub, and bubbled like there was jets in it, or like it was boiling, but i could still swim around in it safely. when i wanted to drain the water i had to pull this big plug that was in the same spot as the sewer grate in my front yard irl. it reminded me a lot of this hot spring i went to in utah