lvcidlover

[lvcidlover]

take a pregnancy test

when you say "do not accuse me of pregnancy", do you mean pregnant people claiming you to be the father or asking if you're the one who's pregnant?

I have been accused many times of being pregnant. I do not contain the physical capabilities of pregnancy. I do not know who began the rumor that I was carrying a child.

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pls I've been asking others to write this 🥹🥹

she's the man plot. like you're trying to prove that you're better at soccer than anyone else. so you pretended to be a guy to get in. and the floor is yours do whatever u want🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

I LOVE YOU ANON <3 1000 ideas in my brain RIGHT NOW. check my blog routinely to see updates, I’ll start brainstorming tonight.

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send me blue lock requests pls, I will lowkey write anything 🫩🫩🫩

[lvcidlover]

scenario: blue lock men as your roommates

warnings: none, fluff but established relationship. Reo is trying to rizz you up.

a/n: send me request please my brain is dying.

Isagi Yoichi — best. roommate. ever. this man is cooking, cleaning, respecting boundaries. he was raised RIGHT and he knows it. Room is immaculate, dinners are bombastic. Only downside? He acts like a grown-ass mother, texting you once you go out past 11pm.

“Honeyyy…I’m homee,”

“Young lady, where have you been? I nearly called the police,”

“Yoichi- It’s like 11:30- I went out to shop a little-“

“And didn’t tell me you were there?? Grounded. 10 days.”

the audacity of this man.

Bachira Meguru — buzzing bee. this guy is ALWAYS inviting you out for movies, theme park trips, shopping. Anything. He’s ready, he’s willing and he’ll stay 100% interested till the end. His room is a level 10 hazard, I fear. You don’t know how long that box of pizza has been there and frankly? You don’t want to know.

*nearly knocks down your door at 7am* “Hey—Y/n, let’s go cycling. Let’s go, Let’s go!”

“…meguru…it’s…it’s dark out…I…I can’t do this,”

“Okay but consider this. I buy you breakfast at our usual place,”

“…aaand SOLD!”

Shidou Ryusei — is a party animal. Roommates with him? You get a free pass with every single party in the proximity. You get free concert tickets from his connections. Slightly annoying when he’s playing music in the middle of the night, but the perks outweigh the costs, yeah?

“What’s cookin, most wonderful roommate in the world— so there’s a party tonight-“

“…we’ve went to 10 parties,”

“Yeah, so?”

“THIS WEEK. I’ve been to 10 different randoms houses, THIS WEEK,”

Nagi Seishiro — is a low maintenance roommate. You don’t need to constantly talk to him, just slide him a sack of jelly drinks a week and he’s set. He eats almost anything, as long as you peel it for him. You by default also become Choki’s co-parent.

“Have you watered Choki today?”

“Uh…I need to but…can’t sit up…it’s such a hassle,”

“…and this is why Choki likes me more,”

Reo Mikage — is your fast pass in life. The chore division = you do all the chores, he is the provider. He tried bringing his cleaning crew of 100 workers over, but you instantly vetoed the idea. What would 100 people even do with a 4 bedroom apartment?? He’s usually busy with school or soccer, but brings you out to expensive dinners as penance for you doing all the housework.

“Yo, y/n, do you have time tomorrow evening?”

“Uh yeah? What for?”

“Need a plus one for this opening my family is attending,”

“Sure. What’s it for?”

“…a spaceship…”

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Day 22 Barou Shoei

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lol i got paid to bully baby rin

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Posing for the camera

[lvcidlover]

scenario: blue lock boys when they go shopping with you! ft. bachira, isagi, rin, alexis, kaiser and shidou <3

warnings: none, sfw/fluff, little bit suggestive for Kaiser’s part

a/n: I love these slice of life moments :x

Bachira Meguru — would follow you around like a little duckling, making funny faces in the mirrors, trying on random face shit- etc.

This guy is sniffing every single perfume sample, trying on all the free face masks, looking around the whole store with you. Shopping attendants love him.

“What’s this?”

“Toner,”

“And this?”

“Face Serum,”

“Ooo…and this?”

“Eyelash curler,”

“Blehh…it looks like a torture device,”

Isagi Yoichi — is the most patient shopper you’ve ever met. He does a lot of research, asking you about the things you’re planning on getting beforehand and finding out all about them. Reading every review and scouring for deals. He’s probably better prepared than you are.

You’re never going to regret a purchase with him around.

“Isagi, what do you think about this?”

“Oh, I saw something about this on the official website. Don’t get it. It’s for oily skin, you have combination skin. Get this instead!”

Itoshi Rin — would let you know exactly what he thinks. No sugarcoating, no pulled punches. You asked for his opinion, you’re gonna get it. He’s 100% honest in what he says. This means that when he compliments a dress on you, he legitimately thinks you look pretty in it. He also has an uncanny eye for colour theory and matching.

“Rin, what about this one?”

“You look better with the red. This one washes your skin tone out,”

“You really have an eye for these things, eh?”

Alexis Ness — thinks you look hot in everything. Worst opinion giver ever, because he just hypes you up no filter. He isn’t even trying to lie, he literally thinks you’re just so pretty in everything you wear or do.

“Okay, so I was thinking about this one…”

“Heilige Scheiße, you’re so pretty. Buy it! Oh my god-“

“How about this next one?”

“…You keep getting hotter- please- this is…I’m going to faint-“

“…and this…?” *wearing a clown costume*

“This one makes you look so cute, Liebling (darling),”

Michael Kaiser — is a goddamn diva. He’s shopping WITH you. He thinks you deserve to look as gorgeous as you are, waiting outside the changing room for you to give him a mini runway show. Definitely comments all throughout.

“Micha~ so this is the first one…”

“Sexy as expected. God- I want to eat you raw,”

“…there are other people here-“

“Mmm…is that a problem? They’ve just had a look at an angel so…”

Shidou Ryusei — fashionista. Diva. Regularly watches beauty gurus. He knows shit, and he makes sure you never forget it. This man paints his own nails, wears a goddamn headband and serves 10/10 cunt everytime you see him. He’s coquette if it had muscles.

“I was thinking of getting this skin cream, I saw it in a review…”

“Nah. That shit’s kind of ass, I tried it once and I had a break out. Get this other one instead. And that lip oil. And that eye patch. Oh-! I saw that moisturiser online, it looks cool,”

Nagi Seishiro — is the worst shopper. His social battery wants to explode into itself in malls. He would totally follow you just to spend time with you, but don’t expect hour long trips. He’s also kind of blur when it comes to fashion and skincare and…he’ll just play some games on his console while waiting for you.

“What do you think of this one?”

“Huh….well…it kind of looks like all the other ones you’ve tried. It looks nice,”

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LUCI / LUCILLE — 9teen, loverlo$er, writer, reader, music enthusiast XD

anime/manga: blue lock, jujutsu kaisen, belle, naruto, attack on titan, demon slayer, bungo stray dogs, my hero academia, chainsaw man.

others: harry potter, percy jackson, marvel, dc, the boyz, alien stage, squid game, hunger game, once upon a broken heart, caraval, fourth wing, the folk of the air, inheritance games, grishaverse, one of us is lying series, the bridge kingdom, babel

request rules

[lvcidlover]

request rules…

★ there WILL be NSFW content on this blog, they will all be tagged with “smut” so block it if you would like to just see my sfw work. minors please use your discretion when reading, I am not your parent and am not responsible for you.

★ things I do not write for: incest, rape/noncon, gore, pet play, minor/legal (all underaged characters will be aged up), piss/vomit/feces kinks

★ things I do write for: lactation, hate sex, sadism, bdsm, pegging, gender neutral, male and female reader POVs, bondage, poly! ships etc

★when you request smth, a short or long prompt are both alright with me.

:x request!

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"well...ex-fucking-cuse me,"

michael kaiser thoughts...

pre-Bastard München Academy! Kaiser who struggled between having a name that meant "God's Chosen Emperor" and being called subhuman day after day. who blamed the woman who birthed him for leaving him. leaving him with a monster. leaving him with that god-forsaken name.

pre-Bastard München Academy! Kaiser who joined a shitty street gang just to feel some semblance of family or being wanted. who thought he found a place amongst the barrel scum of Berlin. who had the accent of thieves when he spoke German. whose heart withered when a few of his 'brothers' framed him as an accomplice.

pre-Bastard München Academy! Kaiser who watched his mother remarry/start a new family. paparazzi photos of his half-siblings. being loved. wanted. chosen. and looked at his father, high or drunk on the couch.

Bastard München Academy! Kaiser whose time there was a running clock that was lengthened by his efforts. everyone else there was scouted from their high schools. he was plucked from a ratty jail cell. who worked harder than anyone, showed up earliest, stayed back the longest. he wasn't going back to the streets.

Bastard München Academy! Kaiser who was overwhelmed by the amount of free cafeteria food that was available for the trainees. who probably gained a lot of weight once moving.

Bastard München Academy! Kaiser who loved reading. who went to the library during all the free time where the training field was closed. who knows all the librarians there for the sheer volume of reading he did. who actually was farsighted all throughout his childhood and only got prescriptions when he was in the academy.

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