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Genre-savvy horror protagonist figures out they're in a slasher movie, simply turns around and leaves; realises too late that they're actually in an artsy character-driven psychological horror film about them slowly being driven mad by existential uncertainty over whether they've successfully escaped the narrative.

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yes you do

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

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Behold, a key for the Aleanen standard version of the Aleanen alphabet!

Many languages use this alphabet due to Aleana's love of a good Empire, but this is the og, still used in Aleana today. Think of it as Novan's Latin alphabet!

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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Game show where the panel are all disabled and doctors come to prescribe them treatments but if a doctor lies or brushes them off a trapdoor opens underneath them and drops them into a pit. But they don't let the doctors out of the pit afterwards

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“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

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My politics are be niceys to eachother but when that fails, kill

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Who made this edit, it's the most valid one

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the summoning