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Cute birds appreciation post

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no punctuation we read like romans

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JASON MOMOA Chief Of War

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Happy ONE YEAR to my debut novel, Margins!! 🎉

This is a love story within a love story, and as one reader said, it "perfectly captures the rush of new love and the pain of old secrets and how both can ripple far beyond us."

(Fall in love. Bring tissues.)

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Twin boys

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Newly promoted knight leaning in to your ear and whispering "How does it feel to take a commoner's seed, my Lord?" as he thrusts deep inside you

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jfc why can't people DRIVE

i know it's hot here. it's been hot for days and it hit 30C today. in a country where all our houses are literally brick ovens

but this is the THIRD TIME in TWO DAYS i have had to come to a complete stop because there was a car IN THE ONCOMING LANE overtaking a cyclist when they CLEARLY had neither the space nor the visibility to do so

yesterday it was a full emergency stop i thought they were still going to fucking hit me

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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Horrible fantasy idea:

Every time the royal firstborn happens to be twins, the dispute of which one is the one who is the rightful heir to the throne is settled by division of labour: One of them is to become the future queen/king, and the other one is to become the royal jester. One can do whatever they want but must be very careful with what they say, the other can say whatever they want but must be very careful with what they do.

It is not exactly uncommon for the two to fight over which one gets to be the jester. But in the occasion when they agree to take turns on which one sits on the throne and which one at the foot of it (in disguise of course), it's considered polite to at least pretend to not notice the ruse.

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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richard siken new afterword to crush 20th anniversary edition. will text ID it later i just wanted to yoink this from twitter his formatting was ass

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less “I have these [traditionally masculine skills/interests] because I was the only girl and I have 17 brothers” more “we 17 brothers have these [traditionally feminine skills/interests] because we wanted to understand our one (1) baby sister better”

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*reblogs a horny post*

*beloved mutual likes or reblogs horny post*

That's right I knew you'd like that you little slut..

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