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Meows loud asf for no reason
picks you up and puts you in my lap. i'm petting you like bongos and there's nothing you can do about it
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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My brother is making sangria god bless my beautiful chungus life
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the only difference between Posting and lesbian sex is but a single dakuten
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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you either fuck with me or you fuck against me
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