zalpacka
zalpacka
Zalpacka
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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I have just discovered that baby cookies are tiny blobs of unbaked dough and it feels like a crime that people are not talking about it nearly enough
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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:0000 EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS SMOLL LAD!!!!
@dracl-dragon
@itsgirlcraft
@its-indigos
@chaoticcyprus
@itzmshadow
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Very tiny
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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I'd take that little lad home with me :]
Only 10.15? Crazy...
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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woah, it's even life sized!
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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Vinnie and Tortellini all wish you a very happy and safe pride
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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If Elemental (TSS at least) is able to witness all the universes, and enter them (since he could enter the tss timeline), do yall think Theres multiple Eles for multiple universes, or that he just plays a different role in each one Penn-Zero-Part-Time-Hero style?
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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I am unyielding in my chaos, worlds shall burn before my as I feast upon my endless siphoning of anarchy and destruction. I shall reap entropy and spite across all mortal and immortal planes before me, I am the force nature fears and the beings that those above watch on with horror unimaginable to our mortal minds.
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Me after sending in an anon ask doing a silly and extremely non-serious act of tomfoolery to a really coo ask blog
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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Damn, I didn't know that I was a secretly a cheetah-
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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CHAT IT'S STOP SIGN DAY!!!!!
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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:0 cool!!!!!!!
Awww were so sorry to hear abt your cousin that ripped off your leg you get five big booms /ref
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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>:D
I am unyielding in my chaos, worlds shall burn before my as I feast upon my endless siphoning of anarchy and destruction. I shall reap entropy and spite across all mortal and immortal planes before me, I am the force nature fears and the beings that those above watch on with horror unimaginable to our mortal minds.
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Me after sending in an anon ask doing a silly and extremely non-serious act of tomfoolery to a really coo ask blog
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FROM MY CAT:
"vvv"
wonderful message right there, thank you Toulouse
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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*IMPLODES INTO STAR SHAPED CONFETTI*
I am unyielding in my chaos, worlds shall burn before my as I feast upon my endless siphoning of anarchy and destruction. I shall reap entropy and spite across all mortal and immortal planes before me, I am the force nature fears and the beings that those above watch on with horror unimaginable to our mortal minds.
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Me after sending in an anon ask doing a silly and extremely non-serious act of tomfoolery to a really coo ask blog
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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reallll-
:DDDD
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cuddling
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zalpacka · 3 days ago
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Some people sleep with a dream journal under their pillow, some people sleep with a knife under their pillow. But, me personally? I have a frying pan.
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