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[zalpacka]

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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no context required

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I mean....

Its a correct observation.

my unique observation

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YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Pride Month to you guys!

Your sexual orientation, gender identity, etc are valid no matter what!

From a mostly closeted biromantic asexual~

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oh yikos-

YeAH... That's not good. At all. Just- *LONGG AHH SIGHHH*

People scare me. Don't joke about abusing your partner(s), aND ESPECIALLY DON'T ACTUALLY ABUSE THEM-

So, idk, i saw this post that just. Rubbed me the wrong way, i guess?

(Ramble + screenshots under cut, tw mention of domestic violence in the screenshots.)

This post,

Plus the reblogs under it

Like. Hey. Idk, maybe its just me, but like. Abuse isn't funny.

It doesn't matter who its directed towards, abuse isn't funny.

And its honestly kinda fucked up that people think its funny to joke about abusing their partner?

Again, maybe its just me, but I think its a gross thing to joke about like this

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No, that's definitely not good. People shouldn't be joking about abuse.

I guess I can sorta understand if they talking about abusing a f/o..??? Maybe??? Like a character they write for? But also, it's pretty fricked up to joke about abusing someone you're supposed to love and care about.

So, idk, i saw this post that just. Rubbed me the wrong way, i guess?

(Ramble + screenshots under cut, tw mention of domestic violence in the screenshots.)

This post,

Plus the reblogs under it

Like. Hey. Idk, maybe its just me, but like. Abuse isn't funny.

It doesn't matter who its directed towards, abuse isn't funny.

And its honestly kinda fucked up that people think its funny to joke about abusing their partner?

Again, maybe its just me, but I think its a gross thing to joke about like this

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YEH! :D

oh boy I sure hope that my moots (how do you spell that-?) are having a good day rn!

...........

MUAHAHAHHA! YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! NOW YOU MUST GO HYDRATE AND DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD! (No loopholes allowed that cross out drinking water!)

@ 's GO!!!

@chaoticcyprus

@itsgirlcraft

@its-indigos

@dracl-dragon

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NFVIOERHOGTR

NOT THE UNO REVERSE CARD MOVE!!!

NOOOOOOoooooo... (*undertale falling noises*)

oh boy I sure hope that my moots (how do you spell that-?) are having a good day rn!

...........

MUAHAHAHHA! YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! NOW YOU MUST GO HYDRATE AND DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD! (No loopholes allowed that cross out drinking water!)

@ 's GO!!!

@chaoticcyprus

@itsgirlcraft

@its-indigos

@dracl-dragon

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S A d N O IS E S *

Sabre why must you plague us with the most TRAUMATIC endings-?

Steve legends is actually so tragic when you think about it

I have to say something since this is always on my mind

!! Spoilers for Steve legends under the cut !!

(And some spoilers for twisted rainbow and rainbow quest)

Only one person in the entire series got a somewhat happy ending.

And if was Professor Red/ Googles, but even then you can question if he really got a good ending!

Like he lost is sanity and all of his friends, but he lived to the end of rainbow quest and he can technically get therapy but man.

And everyone else is dead.

Let me list it off.

The giants, obsidian, winter, ocean, desert and forest steve’s are dead.

And you can even argue that the obsidian steves don’t even get to go to the world beyond because they were made by the first curse and aren’t in this screenshot of all the dead people

Dream stopped existing when dread was defeated

Genisis and The Judge died from void

You can guess a chunk of red steve’s died

No clue what Alex is doing but if she has a similar plot to Origin, then she is probably in for a sad time

Galaxy was destroyed in rainbow quest

we have time and elemental but by the end rainbow quest el is dead and we have no clue what happened to time. (I think he was absorbed by the first curse in twisted rainbow)

Elite leader became ghost steve and probably was alone without any other resting steves.

He got to have his peace so you can argue he got a happy ending but I personally take the fact he was a ghost for a while as something tragic

Spark was infected by darkness and became Rainbow Red. Ended up getting destroyed in RQ

Beef was infected by darkness and gained the faceless curse. And he ended up getting destroyed in RQ (that’s all I’ll say because I can go on for hours about this man)

Sharp became the great librarian which caused him to become VERY isolated and he also had to see Beef gain the faceless curse. Also was destroyed in RQ

Red leader was placed into a full time leadership position in a tense time when he was an apprentice for like 5 months- also he has to see the Red Kingdom get destroyed by Void. And he also became Hypno which is a whole can of worms in itself

Seer became Void and he just… Seer would be horrified at what Void did. Bro was thrown around like a rag doll

Also did anyone else know the word Seer means prophet/ one who sees? …and he foresaw his future…. Man, foreshadowing….

All the leaders/ kings probably didn’t get to go to the world beyond due to being the crystals

I do like to think that by the end of RQ they all got their peace

The most ther color steves probably were very traumatized after hearing what happened which is probably why all the other colors lowkey never really talked to each other after everything

And now Colle. We have NO clue what happened to that man after walking though the portal. He could be dead, he could be alive. But even if he didn’t go through the portal or is alive, the trauma of losing so many people he grew close bonds with and the belief of it being his fault and also being the hero at one point would definitely not do well for his mental health. And also seeing his friends in the Red Kingdom die, fall to corruption or a curse would also not be good for him. (That’s if he didn’t go through the portal)

Maybe it was a good thing that he went through the portal actually.

Like that’s all horrible. Like what if Prof Red attempted to bring his friends back? Like what if he learned how to contain darkness but it was too late to save anyone?

What if he took the sample from Saber in hopes to contact Alex to see if she can bring back Colle? What if he experimented with the demon portals because he heard Colle went through one but didn’t know which portal?

Like let’s not forget that Colle and Red were besties.

I could make a whole analysis on a bunch of steve legends characters. Or an angsty animatic or art which is giving me ideas…

But yeah everyday

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:0 OH NO!!!!

MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!

THE UNO REVERSE CARD OF MOVES!!!!

NOOOooooooo...

oh boy I sure hope that my moots (how do you spell that-?) are having a good day rn!

...........

MUAHAHAHHA! YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! NOW YOU MUST GO HYDRATE AND DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD! (No loopholes allowed that cross out drinking water!)

@ 's GO!!!

@chaoticcyprus

@itsgirlcraft

@its-indigos

@dracl-dragon

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*yoinks your new vocab word like an elementary schooler copying off someone else's vocab study cards*

Fuck shipping. I'm canoeing everyone now.

These two characters are in a relationship? Nah, they're friends. These two characters hate each other? What if they hung out and comforted each other instead? No romance. No sex. Just friendship.

Canoed.

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oh boy I sure hope that my moots (how do you spell that-?) are having a good day rn!

...........

MUAHAHAHHA! YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! NOW YOU MUST GO HYDRATE AND DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD! (No loopholes allowed that cross out drinking water!)

@ 's GO!!!

@chaoticcyprus

@itsgirlcraft

@its-indigos

@dracl-dragon

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hrt saves trans lives

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Random SL and RQ headcanons go!

So, I like to imagine that the indigo steves have moth features (antennae and wings) HOWEVER, the ones that have lived in the Middle World and still do have moth wings made up of the blocks you can find in that dimension (half beds, bookshelves, crafting tables) that are held together by floating water in the shape of moth wings. Although, if the Indigo steve has lived outside of The Middle World for a long while (think a few years) then their wings would revert back to regular mothwings. I think that the type of moth wings would be whatever fits their personality the best.

For example, I have an OC named Pilot Indigo, he's lived outside of the Middle World for a long while and he now has emperor moth wings instead of the block filled ones.

The obsidian steves have runes that are engraved into their skin for identification purposes. These markings can mean a lot of things, like what their ranking is, their age, role, ect ect... Which also gave the silly idea of they'll make markings on their partner(s) to show that the person that they're with is with that obsidian steve. OH YEAH, another thingy I thought of with them is that they don't really have marriage, when you start dating one you just are stuck with them permanently, which also can lead to some wholesome interactions with a different type of steve wanting to be with their favorite obsidian steve and getting to witness said obsidian steve nervously having to explain that if they do that then there isn't really any backing out.

I feel like that interaction with Warrior Duo (Beef x Obsidian Captain) would be like this:

Beef: "Obsidian Captain, may I have the honor of being yours..?"

Obs Capt: *FLUSTERED OBSIDIAN STEVE NOISES*

Beef: ..??????

Obs Capt: "You are aware that you can't back out of this if we go through with this, correct..?"

Beef: "Whut-?" (<- He doesn't mind btw)

Another thing about the obsidian steves that I hc, they get really stiff when panicking, nervous, flustered, any really strong emotion tbh. So like, you could do something like flirt with or threaten one and you could watch them get really stiff and just s t a r e at you-

Another thing (wow I have a lot of obsidian steve hcs) is that they can make lava bubbling noises when they're happy. It's a lil frightening, but it's a good noise dw. Yet another thingamajig is that letting someone touch areas like their wrists, palms, neck, and chest are very big signs of trust since they're more sensitive and have important innards inside. Also, if one lets another person touch where their heart would be on their chest is the equivalent of the obs steve saying that they trust that person with their life.

Thank you for listening to my ramble :]

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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈

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yes

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what, did you want more info than that-?

Do yall have any steve saga/rainbow quest oc's

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oH NO MY GENDER PRIVILAGES!!!

(/silly)

something a friend said