zamalie
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people who are like “i love rose so much it’s so awful that they made her do x in canon it’s just too much” are weak . all that shit was in character and also understandable if you put yourself in her shoes in that moment they just also happened to be the incorrect choice to make
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I made an updated version
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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like just to add to the point i made ab shane in the tags i truly cannot wrap my head around the fact that you spend this entire game learning the characters personalities and then you get mad when they still have them after marriage like what were you even looking for dude. these characters are nothing But their personalities i just don’t get it
sometimes i feel like the only person on the planet who doesn’t take engine limitations or weird meta stuff as canon
#is it like…… did they marry him just cause they thought he was hot and regret it???#i have a hard time buying that like i can’t be the only one who isn’t very attracted to a single person in this game#plus people consistently mock him for being very normal looking and unshaven#i’m sorry the standee valley fandom just annoys me and confuses me in equal measure#what is the matter with you people.#dottxt#srb
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sometimes i feel like the only person on the planet who doesn’t take engine limitations or weird meta stuff as canon
#like in my head shane stops drinking and just happens to have a messy room and clint’s crush on emily isn’t that glaringly weird post-#-marriage#it feels so pointless to me like man it’s not their fault meaningful growth is impossible in this game. they are but little pixels#patting them both on the head#honestly though i’m bewildered at people who are like shane said something a little mean so i divorced him#brother you knew what you were getting into#i don’t understand their desperate need for characters to have 0 flaws post marriage#while simultaneously complaining that being married is boring#i understand shane he can be my asshole friend if he wants it adds flavor#yes even after his heart events. ESPECIALLY after his heart events#dottxt
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i still cannot make sense of the vitriol for that one maru heart event like whooooo gives a shit
not even that big of a demetrius fan but the subreddit could never make me hate him. Yes you are all wrong
#i can kind of get the stuff with sebastian especially since he’s like everyone’s boyfriend over there but come on dude. come on#that heart event is a nothing sandwich i cannot take you seriously if you moan about it every time#dottxt#srb
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not even that big of a demetrius fan but the subreddit could never make me hate him. Yes you are all wrong
#yeah he’s a little callous and annoying sometimes. and. are you gonna cry#you gonna shit and puke about it huh#also is it true that the robin marriage mod they keep hyping up on every post about him involves driving him out of town#because if it is WOW that’s tone deaf#dottxt
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Why is tumblr dead on the weekends omg stop going to the club, get your ass out here and BLOG
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to me charlie puth doesn’t exist outside of these tweets
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