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Iris | 20 | She/Her | Might be from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. Or maybe England. I go through more phases than the moon, so my content is never consistent (sorry).
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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One of the most famous Internet mysteries being solved and Everyone Knows That actually being from a 1980s porno is the funniest shit to me. I'm gonna actively have to struggle against the urge to bring this up to random people
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
#shitty suitcase record player#tissues#two books: ten days that shook the world by john reed and a dolls house by ibsen#this bizarre fluid in a little bottle my mum gave me claiming it would make me less stressed#cup of sweets and an empty water bottle
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What could I have been? What will I be?
i. Between the Bars, Elliott Smith / ii. @danielcalmdown / iii. The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath / iv. Things You Wanted To Say But Never Did, Geloy Concepcion
#people have been using the start of the fig tree quote to be all aspirational on tiktok#but they havent been using the starving bit which is a hell of a lot more relatable
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hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEAT😐‼️
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just saw the new image for the Doctor Who Beatles episode
#as a beatles fan and a dr who fan this is such a moment for me#i love how shitty their wigs look#i love how if i wasnt familiar with the album cover i wouldnt know who was who other than john#john didnt even wear those types of glasses in 1964 when this album came out#and when he started wearing those glasses their haircuts on the most part werent like that anymore#ncuti and millie are slaying tho#dr who#the beatles
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Seeing The The in the summer. Can't wait to hear This Is The Day and like 20 different songs about hating Western intervention in the Middle East live
#ive got so many gigs this year it is actually insane#2022 was like this as well#maybe its just an every other year thing#but me and my family couldnt pass up the opportunity bc its at the little venue 5 mins down the road
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There's a HORSE. LOOSE in CENTRAL LONDON.
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“Sonic 3 takes place in New York City”
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…GUYS.
HES COME TO MAKE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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Why does uber think that me getting a ride once means I want them to email me 3 times a day all of a sudden
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For reference our household consists of one lesbian, a bisexual woman, a non binary pansexual, and two straight women. Like only one of us even identifies as a lesbian but my god do we accept that that's the vibe people get
Drunk as fuck for the first time this year... take every photo of me as a result of this unseriously
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Also I've had several people I don't know very well come up to talk to me and ask me who I am etc and then say "ohh so you live in the lesbian farmhouse commune"
Drunk as fuck for the first time this year... take every photo of me as a result of this unseriously
#for reference its a joint birthday party for my housemate and our friend#but nothing overjoys me more than being known for the lesbian farmhouse commune#im not even a lesbian#gonna miss the lesbian farmhouse commune when the only actual lesbian leaves and we move outnof the farmhouse#personal
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