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brian wilson challenge

100 reps shortenin bread

be my baby by the ronnets until failure

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I appreciate that Andor and Rogue One showed us that the bad guys aren't having a good time. Oppression is unimaginative, dull, shallow, reductive. The lies required to sustain it chafe against the moral conscience. And every scheming military officer working for the glory of the Empire is one misstep away from being tossed into the destructive machine they helped create - and they know it.

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Wait hang on. Do ~christian kids ACTUALLY believe that santa is real? I thought that was just in movies??? Like, is "being shocked to learn santa was your parents" a real thing that really actually really happens in real life??? I thought it was like opening the door and setting out an extra cup of wine on passover. Obviously the prophet Elijah isn't actually going to walk in and take a sip. Obviously "santa" is your parents playing pretend. You're all just doing a bit, right???

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

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Also I get my dissertation grade back next Wednesday so I'm warning you all that if it's not a good grade I'm going to be a miserable bastard

Guys I think I'm going to miss out on a 1st by the skin of my teeth

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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Guys I think I'm going to miss out on a 1st by the skin of my teeth

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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Doctor Who could be such a good show if it had writers who cared about things besides nostalgia pandering and being misogynistic

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hating on maxwells silver hammer is such a bleak and joyless move like okay you want to live in a world where the beatles didn’t write an upbeat song about a serial killer going round knocking people on the head with a hammer and put it on arguably the most famous album of all time? because youre basically advocating for a version of life with a little less whimsy and a little less fun and a little less magic. oh you think maxwells silver hammer sucks that’s funny i truly cannot hear you over the sound of mal evans slamming that silver hammer down BANGBANG you wish you could experience the level of childlike glee that flows through me when this song comes on

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The third of four wisdom teeth is finally coming through but it's hit the point where there's just a random bit of gum sort of half hanging from the top of my mouth

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"Light it up."

ANDOR (2022-2025) // ROGUE ONE (2016)

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Oh boy I love grieving over characters I cried over in the cinema when I was 12 except now I'm doing it all over again because I have 2 seasons more backstory about how much was sacrificed

Just rewatched rogue one for the first time after finishing andor

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Just rewatched rogue one for the first time after finishing andor