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Zara affirmation of the day:

Let go

Not like Elsa, she is irresponsible. No, let go of your money so I can fund my indie film

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FUCKING GETCH OU

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March 3rd

Yellow!

That's how they say hello right? I saw it in a movie, I don't remember which though, 'cause all I could think of was the new greeting I had to address you guys!

Today the topic is houseplants! A wonderful way to spruce up your home and make it more colorful, no?

NO

Do you know what they really bring? Death and suffering!! Well, not death to me. But death to them because they are singlehandedly the hardest thing to take care of in this galaxy! The more plants I buy the more they die.... Ohh that rhymed maybe I should be a poet...

They wither and their last words they mutter,"if you had just....moved me 2 more inches....towards the sun...blehhh" and then they die.

Those greedy bunch. I never know what they want, and I suspect they don't know either. Just blaming it all on me and acting like they're the most priveleged bunch.

Well, you could argue they are considering they are the single lifeforce that keeps us breathing! But besides that they can't really complain. I'm trying aren't I? 

I even gave them some friends and let my pet spider mites play on them. Oh well, poor me. I guess I wasn't meant to take care of plants.

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March 2nd

HELLO wonderful and devoted followers! Today's blog post will be about.....butterflies! Did you know that butterflies are first found in an ugly horrid state? Yes, even life's most beautiful creatures start out ugly. But they always find a way to bring the best out, and get rid of all those weird little legs. And you can too! YES I'm talking to you, there in the back! With today's sponsor Neutra Glow (TM) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can turn around all those disgusting warts into beautiful freckles, those scraggly bits of hair into curly cuties, and that bulky nose into a sleek sled! Neutra Glow (TM) brings out your best features, and makes them glow brighter than your horrendous flaws, never to be seen again!!!!!!!!!

(and to all those "law abiding citizen" folks, Neutra Glow (TM) is Not (I repeat NOT) made of radioactive waste from a dumping site in Utah.)

BUY YOUR NEUTRA GLOW (TM) TODAY AND SHINE!! (literally and figuratively)

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Zara, here!

My name is Zara, and I'm a person living in the big city of Louisiana! I'm here to help everyone out and show them how I navigate everyday struggles. You'll learn how to punch life's troubles my way.

Just look at how Brock uses that frying pan as a drying pan! Such genius! That is the Zara way, and soon it will be the you way!

I will also just post about anything I want to talk about, it's my blog by the way, even has my name in it!

Ah, I'm rambling! It's great to meet all those that want to hear me out, and have a pleasant day reading!

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Hello world!

Who would have ever thought that I would make a blog? But my charm just couldn't go to waste! I saw the word blog on Tumblr and knew it was my destiny. I'm so excited to blog and can't wait to see all my amazing followers!