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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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why’d you tag me if u don’t want me to interact lmaoooo it’s giving obsession

Zastrid reaccs only (@zastriddisaster DNI, just bc i’m making Zastrid content doesn’t mean I like you)

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the craiging has gone too far!! srry not srry but im not calling astrid craig thats so fucking dumb!!! i felt so bad every time zia had to call astrid craig like it was so cringey and it made her so uncomfortble >.< its gone too far the cast really needs to think abt the fans like were already attached to the characters and their names plus some of us have saved so many usernames that are ruined now!!! im not changing my tumblr to zicraigdisaster like thats soo ugly and makes me sad just looking at it :(((((( please chagne the names back now!!!

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does any1 else think that the 9/11 and thejfk assassination jokes on livoutiapod are a bit much? like ok we get it ur edgy and dark and whatevr but idk…. a lot of ppl died… and aren’t they all super old so liek they lived thru those events they should kno how traumatizing they were :/// i guess its valid for them to work thru their trauma w humior but they should do that w thir therapists not on the podcast...

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no

Anyone remember Scud Fungus?

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stg freyple stan's r braindead like frey is the wrst and maple deserves so much bettr .. can we plz start obsessing over healthy ships or is that too hard for yall to comprehend

literally name one healthy ship in livoutiapod.

Oh... you CANT? then maybe it's time to take a good hard look at yourself and realize that you'll just do anything to find a reason to hate Caitlin's characters...... literally when a man plays a morally gray character everyone is like omg hes so hot hes my comfort character i can fix him but the SECOND a nonbinary person plays a complicated female character everyone absolutely loses the ability to have any media literacy

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you know and let’s talk abt it bc it’s actually so unprofessional of them like it’s literally been four years how have u not figured out a release schedule yet?? and with the amount of money theyre making off of us it’s so rude to treat ur fans like this. i love the liveoutiapod folx but they seriously need to realize the amount of privilege they have as dnd podcasters, one of the most well paying jobs out there, and do better

Ughhhhh am I the only one who is so annoyed with livoutiapod’s relase schedule?! Like it’s Monday one week and then Tuesday the next week and then a month with no cannon eps?

Like sorry if it takes a long time to SCRIPT those episodes but if I have to sit through another one shot I’m literally gonna kms for real

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yet another person throwing around therapy terms not knowing what they mean 🙄🙄🙄

the girls are codependentttttttttt

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yes except they’re not messy gfs they’re perfect gfs

also zia doesn’t have pointed ears and astrid isn’t blue but you’re obviously new to the fandom so i suppose ill let it slide. you should study up on the wiki tho

Ughhh guyz lewk its every1s fave messy gfs 🥺

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wow not responding to my asks bc you know im right?? typical zastrid stan cowardice

i was literally in county jail lol

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in da club, we all girlfriends

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i just don’t understand how frey supporters like you can keep justifying her actions…

ok and supporting the rest of the god slicers is fine though??? like the double standard that people hold frey to is actually insane they've literally all made mistakes??? and frey is literally babygirl who did everything she did for love so its actually lesbophobic of you to say she shouldn't have done everything possible to protect maple

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wow omg how original a zastrid stan who thinks they kno better then everyone im shook

wow a zastrid hater who’s too much of a coward to come off of anon how original

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someone pls tell me i’m crazy but i think that jonesy gave genna such overpowered broken characters in liveoutia in order to convince them to let nick romance yeesh. like that is the only way that romance makes sense to me lol

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the double standard in this fandom is crazy like i said that frargolak would be hot and everyone yelled at me and called me lesbophobic but shipping the only canonically straight character with a genderfluid person and a woman is okay………

ngl hot take but i think flik is so hot and that flabbie is endgame

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boosting this

Livoutiapod plagiarism????

Okay I love livoutiapod so I really hope this isn't true but.... has anyone else seen this https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj3mtPhc_zKWLs1QWStlL-4XzphFGyvi-

like the similarities to some of the NPC's in Livinia could maybe be explained as a coincidence and I want to give them the benefit of the doubt but like... Gertrude?? ? Caitlin has literally used direct quotes from the web series that that character says and I don't want it to be true but like I don't know if I can defend them for that......

mutuals plz tell me i'm crazy I don't want to have to cancel livoutiapod