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The birth of Snake Venus

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Well I can't say much right now (you know) but let's say this small town is interested in whatever IT skills I may or may not have

hey worstie, sorry I've been M.I.A I was in jail lol

Hey worstie

WHAT???

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What's that feeling you feel when you're sad?

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HFIFJRKRJ WORSTIE BABE WE PUT A LIGHT UP BOW TIE ON LITTLE WIFI AND LOOK AT THIS

STRAIGHT UP HER MOST ADORABLE FOTO EVER

LOOK AT THIS DAPPER LITTLE LADY!!!!!

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Coming here from Pinterest to tell you that we all fucking love you over there

One of you fuckers needs to come over here and buy my god damn watch

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Awh damn, looks likeni missed my chance

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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Do you ever feel weird about being silly online as a fifty something?

Fuck what anyone thinks on the internet. Im a fucking clown in real life too.

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Guys I think the sickness may claim me

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Do you actually like Pikachu? Pobably a dumb question that's been asked before and it is i sorry I wasted your time

Hey buddy, I need you to do one thing for me: believe in yourself more.

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Are you and pukicho dating or friends or something? You guys seem like you'd atleast know eachother.

i dont think we have ever spoken

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badweird feelings

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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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Girl help they put me in the underwater level