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because I like him and he bought everyone starzucks. anyways have fun in super hell.

I love girls and smooching girls only. Never smooched a guy never will and I do not want to. I would not lie about this.

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ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!! 

It seems lord hater has been found guilty of gay crimes and will now be sentenced to super hell.

I love girls and smooching girls only. Never smooched a guy never will and I do not want to. I would not lie about this.

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@wcndered​ - continued from here

Somehow, someway, she’d seen this response coming. She withholds a groan, teeth clenched, as her eyes practically roll into the back of her head. A deep breath in. A deep breath out.

--- “Wander,” she begins. “Water, ITSELF, is not wet! It’s like- I-I-It’s like-”

--- “It’s like FIRE!” she suddenly shouts, a finger pointed up into the air. “Fire SETS things on fire, yeah? But fire isn’t ON fire. Fire being on fire, itself, wouldn’t make any flarp-drazzit SENSE, now, would it..?”

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    I’m so scared of having something to lose.

    I’m scared of being somebody new.

    I’m so scared of all them seeing the truth.

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i refuse to let my suffering make me cruel.

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@wcndered​ liked for a starter! 

        --- “Look, pal.. I don’t know how else to explain this, to you.” 

--- “Water isn’t wet. It’s just.. WATER!”

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--- “Are you sure that’s such a good idea?”

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in a big,,, sylvia mood,,,, like this for a starter,,,,

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concept: you wrap your whole body around mine and lay your head on my chest and we sleep in for 52 hours

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실라바 짱..

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random sylvia headcanons and facts bc i’m in the mood!!!

- that’s one whole butch lesbian right there. yessiree that is one big beautiful wlw right there my good pal- 

- sylvia may be strong as an ox, but she’s chubby, too!! and don’t you forget it!!! 

- she LOVES to vibe to wander’s music while they travel. sometimes she even sings along with him/makes up her own songs! but only wander knows this, shush shut up

- gets a certain thrill out of heavy lifting and hard work. this is just straight up canon, i know, but ON GOD do i vibe with that 

- demiromantic!! really really REALLY not into romance, and actually has never gotten a crush, really, but under certain circumstances!! YOU COULD SMOOCH HER!!! IT COULD HAPPEN!!!

- knows a whole Bunch of other languages across the galaxy, actually! not too terribly fluently, mind you, but travelling with wander has really made her want to broaden her horizons, so she studies and reads up more than you’d think!! 

- FEELS EMOTIONS SUPER STRONGLY. HOLY MOLY. THEY PRACTICALLY CONSUME HER, AND SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO SHOW THIS FACT. 

- can plan and throw parties like nobody else, i’ll tell you what!!! a TERRIFYINGLY amazing combination with wander, oh my god 

- she actually made quite a bit of money as a bounty hunter, back in the day, and has a fairly generous amount of funds saved up for whatever her and wander might need while travelling. when sylvia does something, she does it WELL, mind you

- acts like she hates kids, and honestly, that’s not 100% a lie, but she’d be the BEST flarping nanny. no no no, she’d EASILY become that kid/s godmother if you let her. her protective instincts are off the CHARTS, and once she grows attached, she’s attached. 

- has gotten SO much better at expressing more genuine emotions (like love and care for other people) while with wander!!! she can now say “i love you” to someone without barfing!!! MIND-BOGGLING!!!!!!! 

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                She’s just dancin’ and havin’ a good time.  Won’t you join her?

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                DON’T underestimate the lengths I’ll go to for the people I love.

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“QUIT SHOUTING, I’M RIGHT HERE!” was her snappy reply, hands already busy with adjusting her jingly antlers in question. 

--- “I’VE GOT ‘EM ON, LET’S GO, GO, GO!! WE’VE GOT NO TIME TO WASTE--!” 

“JUS’ ONE MORE DAY UNTIL [garbled nonsense]!!!!!”

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Eeeeeee

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the helper seeks to HELP ...

...for he knows what it is to be HELPLESS

indie • semi-selective • wander from wander over yonder as loved by evan • amazing graphics by @multiicolor!!