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she is 9 pounds

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Me 🤝 dan howell

Did some law school

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every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

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Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

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Every year i think the fact that autism month starts with april fools is the cruelest joke. What do you mean the month for us who struggle with tone begins with trying to catch people in a joke??

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Sylvia Plath

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Honestly having lived through the worst election of this century and having listened to every excuse for not voting for Kamala Harris, I now fully understand why Chip Mulaney was so pissed about Tyler getting pushed off the seesaw. I have no sympathy and no time for anyone who sat out the most important election of our lifetimes. You have no right to complain about anything that goes wrong for the rest of our sadly shortening lives because YOU SAW WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO TYLER AND KEPT SITTING ON THE FUCKING BENCH.

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One moment at a time 🤍

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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Just when I think im out they pull me back in

the trailer for the thunderbolts looks fire so i guess im back into the MCU

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the truth comes out! dan didn't get phil's rider as a punishment, he got it because he asked if phil wanted any comfies from home. (insp)