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cw: force-feeding, blood drinking

When vampire Kenobi refuses to drink precious medical supplies even though he needs blood to survive, so General Skywalker has to intervene 🙄

I read a vampire!obi-wan fanfic by ao3 user himboskywalker and couldnt get the idea of vampire obi-wan refusing to drink blood out of my head 😵‍💫

the art doesn't depict an actual event from the fic (obi-wan doesnt get tied up or forced to drink blood cos the fic is very sensual top!obiwan vibes in case this is misleading), but my god its so good, i was highkey flustered

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27176338

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POV you're a Jedi and this is your Master

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midnight can’t sleep thoughts:

au where anakin and padmé go public with their marriage, maybe during the war maybe it’s after the war and it’s finally safe for them to reveal, everybody is shocked, obi-wan feels especially betrayed, the jedi order is like ???? uhm excuse me

but then!!!!!! one of the senators for a planet that obi-wan and anakin previously aided reveals that!!! by god, the anidala marriage cannot be recognized as valid because obi-wan and anakin are currently married on that planet and their marriage supersedes/nullifies this new one because it was never annulled!!!!! they’ve been married for (insert number) of years!!!!! (idk galactic ruling that recognizes planetary marriage as valid for the whole galaxy to save couples from having to remarry each other every single time they go to a new planet!)

sudden record scratch; come again? obi-wan kenobi, legally married to anakin skywalker? in secret? the galaxy is shook, the Team is confirmed married? holonet is losing their shit, padmé is gobsmacked and hurt

anakin is frantically trying to convince her, no angel, that’s not true! i never married my master—i would Know if i was married to my master—we never even touched each other! obi-wan is near catatonic from this whiplash in news, what do you mean he’s been married to his padawan this entire time!!!! the council is just watching this like a tennis match

probably one of the clones, rex or cody, brings up that one mission to this planet where in order to respect the cultural practice, obikin allowed themselves to be married by ceremony so they could proceed in getting the government to trust them and actually allow their help blah blah blah. it finally sinks in and obikin are now recalling the exact mission and how awkward it was for them to spend the night together in that ceremonial sleeping area, surround by people expecting them to consummate, and the awkwardness that followed them for months after they left the planet….

“wait—master, i thought you said you were going to petition for a divorce after we left that planet!”

“i did??? i thought the paperwork went through???”

“i don’t remember signing anything!”

anyway, bureaucracy failures and also there was a War going on, the divorce papers never made it back to court or approval, they are still legally married, and that means anakin and padmé’s marriage is null and void. but that also means anakin is legally obi-wan’s husband. which is a thought that spins around anakins head so dizzyingly, it cannot be processed.

ok, well that’s fine, they can just submit for a divorce now, padmé reasons, and since they’re finally public, they can have the dream wedding anakin’s always dreamt of!

except, now the jedi order wants to have words with anakin. and now, anakin is unable to let go of the concept of being obi-wan’s husband.

now, obi-wan refuses to sign the divorce papers.

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day 7 of happy gay people :]

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@pscentral event 35: parallels

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that’s a lot of problems anakin

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Here's my personal summary of Obi-Wan and Anakins dynamic haha Obi Wan tries so hard.. but also.. he kinda doesnt :'D

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My spin on werehog sonic, I think he should look a tad more frightening (and fluffy)

Shadow is a freak too, he’s just more quiet about it.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 4

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No cause transformers would be so, so much scarier in the cars universe you have no idea(yes, Disney Pixar's Cars(2006))cause yeah for us they're big robots pretending to be stuff, that's freaky, but in Cars that's people, they'd be disguised as regular ass people walking around, imagine there's just this regular ass dude who pops up and then one time you see him rip himself apart and reshape his body and his fucking organs, twisting shit around inside him all mechanically, and then extends upwards to be like 2-3x your height into some completely alien shape, like they got no humans in cars, like not even any non car-based life forms, the humanoid form would be completely alien to them idk if they'd even be able to comprehend what they'd be looking at, just this enormous mass of rearranged organs with these 4 long appendages jutting out of it and a tiny scrunched up face with fucking glowing eyes, that'd be absolutely horrific for them, that's the kinda shit that would drive someone insane in a lovecraft novel or something. AND there'd be a 50/50 chance it'd immediately try to kill you

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Clark: "Hey, B, are you okay, you look a little--"

Bruce: "What ever you are about to say, don't say it."

Clark: "Why?"

Bruce, in a whisper: "Because Dick has taken it upon himself to impress me with backflips should I appear upset."

Clark: "And this is a problem because?"

Bruce, still whispering: "Because whilst in all other ways he is a gifted acrobat, every time he does a backflip, without fail, he falls on his face and fighting back the urge to laugh everytime is starting to wear on me."

Clark: "Aww, Bruce. Sounds like he messes up on purpose to try and make you laugh, 'cause I've seen him do backflips lots of times."

Bruce: "Oh..."

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Bruce, later as he tucks Dick into bed: "If you really want to make me laugh, you should do that thing where you jump onto Clark..."

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Dick, the next morning leaping from the chandelier: "SKY ATTACK."

Clark, scrambling to catch him: "Jesus, Dick!"

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Hc all the batkids decide to give Bruce Happy Mothers day as a prank

. Dick comes up with the idea and gets everyone to sign a Happy Mother's Day card that he made

. Jason buys him a watch with a small card saying "Happy Mother's day, loser"

. Cass buys him a mug that says "Best Mother in the world" (Shiva will later find out and fistfight Bruce because of it)

. Tim makes a gadget that Bruce had projected but had no time to actually build, and leaves it on his desk in a small gift box

. Duke has No Idea how other people are going about the prank and decides to buy him flowers

. Damian paints Martha Wayne (Tim helps by finding him several reference pictures)

They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.

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You can't stop being dramatic if you weren't dramatic in the first place

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Wonder Woman: this feels… unethical.

Red Hood: don’t care, we’re settling this debate once and for all!

Batman: get me out of this thing!

Spoiler: not until you tell us who your favorite kid is.

Nightwing: the lasso only works if you ask it like a question.

Robin: father, please tell the others that I am your favorite child so we can put this ridiculous debate to rest.

Nightwing: once again, question.

Batman: Diana! Get me out! Now!

Wonder Woman: I’m also curious, and they paid me.

Batman: I can promise you, I can give you more than what they offered.

Batgirl (Cass): now, Batman, out of all of us, who is your favorite child?

Batman: *all but bitting his tongue off*

Red Robin: you know you’ll have to say it. Just say it. Just say “Tim.”

Batman: it’s Ace!

Everyone: …

Batgirl: the dog?!

Signal: yeah, that tracks.

Robin: you mean you love the dog more than your own blood?!

Red Hood: this hurts less than if you said Damian, so I’ll take it.

Spoiler: I knew you wouldn’t say me, but wow.

*Later*

Batman: *paying Diana* thank you for not using your real lasso.

Wonder Woman: I don’t believe it should be used for petty purposes… however, I have to ask, do you have a favorite child?

Batman: of course I do. It’s-

*a loud train passes by*

Oracle: *listening over comms* Dammit. Don’t worry, Cass. He’ll admit it’s you one day.

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They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

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I'd eat ur art but it looks like a lot of people have already gotten a bite... is there any leftovers? (btw I love your art and style!)

thank you^^! happy to hear<3

here are some leftover sketches of Dick and Jason I never posted lamo