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Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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A bootleg hopping Garfield toy

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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I’m not in the Monster High or Monster As Teenager adjacent fandoms, but has anyone done “Daughter of The Thing (1982)” and it looks like just a teenaged girl version of Kurt Russell? No tendrils, no tentacles, just a girl with this exact fit and hair

She swears that she isn’t the daughter of The Thing (1982). She’s a totally normal human you guys. She shouldn’t even be at this school. She likes normal human things like not having her blood tested.

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Various Laios situation headcanons:

Pans labyrinth - He would NOT eat any of the food from the table, thats just boring regular food. Marcille does not let him dissect the pale man.

Orpheus & Eurydice - He will want to try the salt. of course Chilchuck beats the shit out of him so he doesnt.

Cutthroat Kitchen - He WOULD have won but he gets disqualified. It is not explained why and the episode is heavily edited

Pokemon - Yes, Even Pikachu.

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Monster Researcher Eclair reference sheet

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“Chewbacca is… a Maoist. Hera Syndulla? A Trotskyist. Ahsoka Tano? A Social Democrat. Ezra Bridger? A Posadist. Lost! All of them, lost. I am the only one with clarity of purpose.”

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something stupid that i'm only posting this because i like how i drew skuld

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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

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queen of the world to me

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