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How to Ship Soukoku 'Subtly' by Bones

Release Soukoku exclusive goods

Bring out the Family Pictures

Did you know…they may hate each other but they’re actually close

We mean, partners should get each other’s back

But we don’t think they’re close enough

“Wait, they can’t be together in every official art” so we’ll be sneaky like a fox

“We just want to see them smiling at each other but that may be out of character” so put them in separate CD covers

“Asagiri-sensei, we want to know more about their story” so put them in the movie’s first visual

Anyway, just… lay them on a bed of flowers

I’m sorry but we can’t get enough of flowers. Bonus: Camellias please because symbolism ;)

It’s just coincidence that we released this art the day after White Day

Disregard everything. You’re just reading way too much. We don’t ship them, okay?

Bonus

Kanaineco: I lowkey ship them too

Rejoice! This fandom is blessed with many official arts courtesy of this ship’s captain, Bones.

((I mean, I know they’re for marketing, but they’re beautiful and I love them. Let shippers be happy ^^))

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Bungou Stray Dogs, Port Mafia🔫🔪💣

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Clouds like you've never seen...

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Jean&Eren: Roasting Each Other to Ashes

Jean: COME AT ME BRUH😏

Eren: I Would, but that would be called ANIMAL ABUSE

*explosions*

*eren secretly whispers ‘neigh’*

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So I´m having a blast looking at the Free! official arts. 

For example this motherfucker here

They have had a party/sleepover last night. Someone brought boose (was it you Nagisa? Or Rin?). Everyone is fine, except Haru, who has a terrible hangover. Rin is very smug about this. 

We´re just casually sitting here hugging Halloween pumpkins?

Makotos face: Why did I get the crotch…?

Hmm I wonder Mako I wonder

Fuck u Nanase we are having some meat for once

WTF PUT THOSE DOWN WHAT IS THAT SHIT ON THE GRILL FUCK U GUYS WE ARE HAVING SABA 

Haruuu…

NO MAKOTO DON´T U TURN ON ME TOO OR I SWEAR TO GOD 

What. Rei´s face is my face. What is happening. Where did the saba come from, where is it going. Nobody knows

Fuck of Rin I was having a moment with the bae 

Merrily hugging the shit out of my best friends spirit animal

No but seriously, he´s really into it. 

Haru has no idea what´s going on

Haru is very deep in thought

I wonder if he´ll let me pay for the water with a blowjob NO WAIT WHAT

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PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

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WE NEED TO MAKE CHRIS EVANS as ERWIN SMITH.

I bet you all know that Warner Bros. Have decided to make a western film adaption of Attack on Titan.

To be honest, it is indeed more fitting to have western cast rather than Japanese cast because, you know, MOST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE WESTERNERS.

AND WHO ELSE WOULD BE THE PERFECT ACTOR FOR OUR MOST BELOVED COMMANDER, YOU ASK?

No other than Captain America himself,

Chris Evans.

I mean, JUST LOOK AT HIM! Isn’t that an IRL version of Erwin Smith?!

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“Oh god, *insert character* is dead!”

—us, everytime a leak from the latest chapter surfaces.

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Ereh🤦‍♀️

Eren: Do you guys ever get the stabbing feeling in your body and think “FUCK THIS IS IT, I HAVE CANCER”

Mookasa: no. That’s probably you gradually decaying because of The Curse of Ymir.

Eren: I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT