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I am gonna start delivery driver shaming my father if he keeps asking for a pin/share location for a place he's been to multiple times

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The portrayals of diverticulitis in media do not match my experience!!!!!!!

"oh I have diverticulitis get outta my way I'm about to shit myself!!!"

NO

IT IS MUCH MORE LIKE

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE WORST GAS EVER BUT NOTHING IS MOVING AND I AM IN PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNN PLS MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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I found a pen on the ground. I asked the pen to show me what it knew and wrote this with the fallen instrument:

patreon.com/kcgreen

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Anti-natalism is a suey-cidal kind of political belief. Any ideology that deliberately cuts itself off from influencing or participating in the next generation is a kind of death cult.

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Nick Kroll is what happens when you talk about sex too much with your kid

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A wild piss bottle appeared

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"You know I'm an empath" oh so that means that you can read a room well enough to take the emotional energy, Crank It up to 11, and make it all about yourself so that while other people are also trying to process their own emotions they now have to devote the majority of their energy to handling yours?

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Several people told me I sounded the best on bass they've ever heard tonight and maybe it had to do with drinking water instead of pounding beers and red bulls

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When family and friends ask if I need any help after a health scare, do you think that actually take me up on it if I ask them for help with mundane everyday living in America things like getting my car fixed and or gotten rid of but cleaned out first and stinky rooms in my house that my wife and I just bought and the escalating rise of fascism on our doorstep that could get me disappeared if they comb through my internet history enough and if they want to go to that level of political repression

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Am I depressed today or did I just have Arby's for lunch

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"how are your bands going mogli"

The old main one is on long hiatus until main guy/good friend feels ready to push again, got him a job at my work in the meantime and I'm trying not to nitpick him more than I did in the band (which was a lot, sorry bro)

The new "main" one just won a spot playing a local radio station festival but the band leader/marquee man wants to scale back the horns he invited along (and arguably made his band way better and more kickass live) bc it doesn't "sound like" his albums he's recorded. Really feel like he's leaving money on the table here but maybe he'll find a way to come around

The speed metal cover band is on the cusp of maybe playing an original song of mine at the next show but the drummer/organizer is breathing down my neck to learn and then transcribe/teach another deep cut thrash song for this MAGA motherfucker of a bandmate who is nice enough in person but tries to pick fights w me on FB and very very very probably did a "roman" salute during an Entombed song with the line "Jesus Satan Hitler bought my soul" in true Phil Anselmo fashion

Then the last band is practicing a lot but only playing a few gigs but the gigs are burlesque shows and lefty benefit shows. It's hard bc it feels like I know more guitar and bass than the guitar and bass but I'm playing drums in this band so I gotta chill.

Some people ask me to be in more projects but aside from $paying jukebox gigs$ I ain't taking any more until some of the others officially dissolve or kick me out. My love of loves needs me to spend time with her in our new HOUSE OF OUR OWN so that's priority right now

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Godspeed to us all, it's the fash world and we're just living in it

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One of my least favorite genres is "freejam" shit led by a vocalist with zero rhythm.

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You may be stupid as hell but if you're my friend I stick by you

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I swear even if you say you're tone deaf you can still match a steady pitch bc you'll feel it in your chest when it's right

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead