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no, nevermind, I was fucking balling.

there's a niche in asmr cannibal cooking/eating and while it may be small, it's there and you just won't accept it

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screaming at my past self through a glass wall miles thick.

god fuck I changed so much in the last year what the fuck. who is this person. not even going to be posting at the ethics of cannibalism with that attitude.

been hearing about snuff lately in a negative light and was wondering what it was and thanks urban dictionary! this is a great sentence example

(the tw is obvious)

this implies so many things while being a correct usage of the word.

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oh fuck finally, I lost this more or less, fuck yeah.

the Os are coffee beans, the the Us are coffee cups.

it is the best font, using it in my ide now

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PLAY

CREEPER

WORLD

3

YOU CAN FIND FREE VERSIONS OF ALL THE GAMES ON KONGREGATE, GO FUCKING PLAY IT. PLAY IT, IT'S SO GOOD.

Finishing doodles from my wip folder so I can get rid of the old to make room for the new. I accidentally merged layers and saved before I finished… so ignore the mess

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it

is taunting me.

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rainworld circa 2024

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

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tumblr is fighting me for using 2 accounts at once

it will not win.

oh god this thing is so fucking old what the hell, I don't even really use this username online much anymore either

uuuuuuuuuh, yeah that's not going to change, I just wanted to see if I missed anything and like, talk to the one person I know on here (on this account)

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oh my god I did not know how to use tumblr did I?

oh god this thing is so fucking old what the hell, I don't even really use this username online much anymore either

uuuuuuuuuh, yeah that's not going to change, I just wanted to see if I missed anything and like, talk to the one person I know on here (on this account)

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it isn't even like in an actually good theme, it's just the plain one.

oh god this thing is so fucking old what the hell, I don't even really use this username online much anymore either

uuuuuuuuuh, yeah that's not going to change, I just wanted to see if I missed anything and like, talk to the one person I know on here (on this account)

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oh god this thing is so fucking old what the hell, I don't even really use this username online much anymore either

uuuuuuuuuh, yeah that's not going to change, I just wanted to see if I missed anything and like, talk to the one person I know on here (on this account)

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shout out to the new furry

He better hold up his end of the deal

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so ears so eyes, perhaps a perfect being?

yellow pikmin my beloved

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Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

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the funniest part? if i recall correctly you can still reply, they just won't know who the fuck you are, so it's more like faking your own death and then hanging with the new friends they made wearing a ski mask and a voice modulator

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

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for some reason, this reminded me of this image

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I had someone a while ago, before I realized I was non-binary say to me, "you can't be bisexual if you aren't 100% sure your bi, and once you decide that you are you can't change your mind"

and I'm pretty sure they'd either yell at me about it or say nonbinary people don't exist if I told them that, so yeah we might have a bit to go before people accept that the terms we use are ever so slightly gendered and that's kinda a bad thing

i genuinely find "non-binary are included in all orientations by default" a weird way of putting things, even if you then say that individual non-binary will not feel comfortable being included in certain orientations and that's fine.

why can't we just say that orientations aren't as rigid as they're made out to be? why can't we just say that orientation and the inclusion of non-binary people is complicated?

non-binary people aren't anything "by default".

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candy corn can go to hell but I will eat it if it's left out and there isn't much else that's better

licorice is alright at best

peanut butter and chocolate are amazing

mint chocolate is great for icecream but meh to good over all

sour is nice

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies