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shout out to the new furry

He better hold up his end of the deal

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so ears so eyes, perhaps a perfect being?

yellow pikmin my beloved

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Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

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the funniest part? if i recall correctly you can still reply, they just won't know who the fuck you are, so it's more like faking your own death and then hanging with the new friends they made wearing a ski mask and a voice modulator

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

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for some reason, this reminded me of this image

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I had someone a while ago, before I realized I was non-binary say to me, "you can't be bisexual if you aren't 100% sure your bi, and once you decide that you are you can't change your mind"

and I'm pretty sure they'd either yell at me about it or say nonbinary people don't exist if I told them that, so yeah we might have a bit to go before people accept that the terms we use are ever so slightly gendered and that's kinda a bad thing

i genuinely find "non-binary are included in all orientations by default" a weird way of putting things, even if you then say that individual non-binary will not feel comfortable being included in certain orientations and that's fine.

why can't we just say that orientations aren't as rigid as they're made out to be? why can't we just say that orientation and the inclusion of non-binary people is complicated?

non-binary people aren't anything "by default".

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candy corn can go to hell but I will eat it if it's left out and there isn't much else that's better

licorice is alright at best

peanut butter and chocolate are amazing

mint chocolate is great for icecream but meh to good over all

sour is nice

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

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so uh, tumblr, just to screw with me I guess turned this little setting on, and didn't notify me, so I just couldn't see any new fucking posts and just god

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do you like men or women?

who the fuck keeps asking me anonymously on tumblr?

it keeps happening, I have like 3 or so followers and barely post.

...

I'll answer if you post on your main!

ask, sorry ask

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Ihog 11 real!!!!!

In contribution to the Iphone head look

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anyways, paydays are a great post workout snack

life is like a box of chocolates...

you go in thinking your going to have a real great time and then you realize half of the flavors you dislike and the other half are some war crime like salted caramel, and so your just standing there, having spent 20 dollars on the most "eh it's ok in general" sweets in your life, or if your unlucky it's all peanut and you have a peanut allergy!

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life is like a box of chocolates...

you go in thinking your going to have a real great time and then you realize half of the flavors you dislike and the other half are some war crime like salted caramel, and so your just standing there, having spent 20 dollars on the most "eh it's ok in general" sweets in your life, or if your unlucky it's all peanut and you have a peanut allergy!

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"yeah I switched to the new ihog 11, analog is SO 2002 :nerd:"

In contribution to the Iphone head look

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there’s 3 transfems on an island, and there’s no way off it

there’s also other people, but they’re not relevant to the question

the question is how do I get one of them to fall in love with me?

wh-what?

alright that's a weird question, I'd say since people are often different from each other, so i don't have much to go on, but basically all you gotta do is

the same thing you do for non transfem people I assume, which I can't help you with, sorry!

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I was trying to make another post

HOWEVER

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SPOILERS FOR A BIG PLOT POINT IN MADOKA MAGICA

the entire plot of the show can be described as "emotionless little gods descend down onto earth and don't realize what a lie by omission is and nobody explains it to them because they only talk to teenagers who can be lightly suggested into risking there lives"

seriously, get it together, read something, talk to people who AREN'T going through their most chaotic years with limited knowledge of how the world works.

fucking dumbasses

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I kid you not, duel screen and developers system

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww