zenith-is-a-titan

[zenith-is-a-titan]

Also a texas. I have not left the house in 3 days. A a a. A a ah

So I am Texas, and I am safe, im alive at least.

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Pops!

*grabby hands*

HEY EVERYONE

Space Dad doesn't believe anyone in our massive cuddle pile would want to have some one-on-one cuddle time with him and I think that's bollocks.

Reblog if you want some quality cuddle time with Space Dad!

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Fhdosbsowbsowsnsosnsksks

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Genesis

- She's either really fun and lets people call her Jenny or Gene or she'll stab them without a second though for trying

- There is no in between

- Thinks highly of her appearance

- Her ghost gets only the best custom shells

- Has her own aesthetic and lived by it

- White and blue vibes

- Strikes me as a hunter and a damn good one at that

- Has an air of authority and demands respect

- no nonsense business teacher who calls people out who use Quizlet.

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Dad 2 electric boogaloo

HEY EVERYONE

Space Dad doesn't believe anyone in our massive cuddle pile would want to have some one-on-one cuddle time with him and I think that's bollocks.

Reblog if you want some quality cuddle time with Space Dad!

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Fhdosbsowbsowsnsosnsksks

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Attention Everyone

Stinky man up for grabs

Must be willing to put up with his stink and his thousands of kids

You have to memorize every single one of them

You have to be a good cook because pops gave us all food poisoning last time he was let near a stove

In exchange you get 1 stinky man, thousands of kids, and honorary title of Ma'

HEY EVERYONE

Space Dad doesn't believe anyone in our massive cuddle pile would want to have some one-on-one cuddle time with him and I think that's bollocks.

Reblog if you want some quality cuddle time with Space Dad!

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Fhdosbsowbsowsnsosnsksks

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Nah people dig a dirty old man

HEY EVERYONE

Space Dad doesn't believe anyone in our massive cuddle pile would want to have some one-on-one cuddle time with him and I think that's bollocks.

Reblog if you want some quality cuddle time with Space Dad!

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Fhdosbsowbsowsnsosnsksks

[zenith-is-a-titan]

Hush everybody wants you

HEY EVERYONE

Space Dad doesn't believe anyone in our massive cuddle pile would want to have some one-on-one cuddle time with him and I think that's bollocks.

Reblog if you want some quality cuddle time with Space Dad!

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Fhdosbsowbsowsnsosnsksks

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He's stinky though. You should hose him down before cuddling him.

HEY EVERYONE

Space Dad doesn't believe anyone in our massive cuddle pile would want to have some one-on-one cuddle time with him and I think that's bollocks.

Reblog if you want some quality cuddle time with Space Dad!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fhdosbsowbsowsnsosnsksks

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Yorker-3

- He has a vocal tick somewhere

- Very deep voice. Like Snake.

- pretty young in terms of reboots, but definitely doesn't act like it

- often the most level headed one

- If I had to guess I'd say hes a titan. Void titan maybe.

- No job is too small to pass up

-10/10 would help cats out of trees and old ladies cross the street

- Purple vibes

- sticks with his mentor but he looks like he's the one in charge

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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LIT!

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Lupa

- Probably follows Saladbar Iron Lord man around just to pet the wolves

- Easily distracted with a happy go lucky attitude

- But suddenly they can turn into a guard dog on point and ready to slaughter

- He's a good fighter, often an unstoppable force

- Old enough to be on his own but probably sticks with his mentor still

- would have a ghost names after a distant planet or a moon or a constellation

- Peak wolf vibes

- Grey and white

- Has the fluffy neck thing in their armour

- New kid in town vibes

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Rye Adicus

- Right off the bat I get southern belle vibes

- Sounds like a hunter name

- Made their own cape and it actually looks badass

- craft store kinda gal DIY queen pinterest lover

- Very likeable

- Not quite as chaotic as other hunters but definitely down for a little breaking and entering and vandalism

- In a fireteam that's more like a family until and tries to hide the ruckus she gets in from the leader because disappointed stares are no fun

- Rye sounds like a fake name. Like one they picked because their real name is really long and offical sounding and that's just not her style

- Red and purple vibes

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Avidan-9

- Very intimidating at first glance but a loveable dork mostly

- You'll never see his ghost. He protects it with his life.

- Strikes me as a silent type in large crowds

- He had a handful of friends but they're close

- Most people know him from word of mouth stuff

- Also getting prep school vibes

-Like that one kid that rebelled too much and their parents sent them to a boarding school

- rarely drinks but when he does he gets waaaasted

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Saendra Solaire

- Picturing a sol guardian

- Biologically young but they've seen their fair share of battles

- Idk why but I'm picturing Merida from Brave

- Saendra makes up a fireteam of their own

- Unofficially the leader of said fireteam but her young face makes that hard to believe

- Don't let her baby face fool you, she can be a cold blooded killer if she wants to

- Purple and green vibes

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Solara and Lunchbox

- Solara is very very serious and official

- Lunchbox is a total cutie tho

- If Solara catches people laughing at Lunchbox's name she'll kill them

- Lunchbox is the safest thing in the galaxy

- Don't talk to me or my child ever again vibes

- lunchbox probably tries to be sophisticated like Solara but it's completely Out of character

- It's like a queen and their jester

- Gold and Orange vibes

Nyx-2 and sugarcube

- They're both sweet

- picturing smol hunter and even smoller ghost

- Nyx would pay top dollar for cute ghost shells

- Sugarcube is ironically, the more serious one

- but put them together and they're like two giggly teens at a slumber party

Venus and Aigonorus

- Will kill you with one stare

- Very intimidating to see

-Black and gold vibes

- Makes me think of a greek (I know Venus is a Roman goddess name) diety and their mysterious demigod lover

- Older Queen vibes. Like Venus has three kids waiting to take the throne but she's not ready to give it up yet.

- Doesn't sugarcoat the truth

- Don't expect coddling from Venus

I’m judging guardians based on their names

(I’m bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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River-4

- Baby

- Literally baby

- I can't be unbiased here I'm sorry

- the Name River reminds me of River Song from Doctor who but I know thats not this absolute precious BEAN

- I love her

- Zenith loves her

- All of Fireteam Phoenix loves her

- She's baby

- It's canon

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names

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Zanne

- She's the life of the party

- seriously awesome

- Orange and black vibes

- Shes the one doing all the crazy acrobatic moves in fights and stuff

- Laughs in the face of a cabal army

- Can find a weapon in anything

- Even dirt (pocket sand!)

I'm judging guardians based on their names

(I'm bored sooo)

First up is @guardian-headcanons

Attack

- Sounds like a fake name you give when you get pulled over because you have like 3 warrants out for your arrest

- But only for like speeding tickets

- Similar to the big beefy body guard types named Fridge or Brick but with the opposite effect

- Sounds like the strong silent type but realistically probably cries when he stubs his toe

- Either curses like a sailor or says funny curse substitutes like buttered biscuits or son of a graham cracker there is no in between

Love you pops

Ig reblog with your guardian names