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i love doing drugs and hanging out with my husband and girlfriends
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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so much love in my heart always. i want to be filled with love and joy and spread it everywhere
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ALSO IT WOULD BE A JOB THAT I KNOW WOULDN’T MENTALLY DRAIN ME, which means i could 100% do it during the school week when my semester starts back up, WHICH MEANS MORE MONEY. praying and begging guys
after applying to so many fucking jobs one i actually think i’ll enjoy replied AND CALLED ME. CALLED!!!!!!! i’m begging for this job man
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after applying to so many fucking jobs one i actually think i’ll enjoy replied AND CALLED ME. CALLED!!!!!!! i’m begging for this job man
#barking#it’s just a delivery driver position but goddddd#i need this so bad i hate my current job so much
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weed is the cure to my ocd i have concluded. what better than a drug that makes me not think about anything to help combat my disorder that makes me think about everything
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more cookie run - a take on Black Raisin cookie! forcing me to face the fact that i did not know how to spell raisin u_u
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got a tattoo that i’ve been wanting for months but unfortunately i cannot swim for the next few weeks and that genuinely makes me want to tweak out
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They should invent a man that likes annoying stupid autistic faggots that are bad at everything
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this is the funniest fuckig thumbnail ive ever seen and it won’t let me find the post in the tag please god. please. i need intrusive thought donald trump on my blog i’m begging
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using pinterest religiously again has cured something in me i think
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i know it was most likely a mistake but i always think about the promotion art they made with espresso as a cookie of darkness. if he had gone crazy with power when making the magic candy, in a story where dark enchantress is already fucking things up, it could’ve created such a great opportunity for the lore to be less focused on the ancients and beasts and stuff for a while. we need more fucked up lore on basic ass characters!!!
hmm thinking about cookie odyssey again but specifically how they could’ve taken that story a whole different turn had they taken the route of espresso going mad with power
#not to say that espresso is a basic character#he isn’t#but god i’m so tired of all this beast and ancient stuff right now give me my normal cookie lore!!!!!!!!!!#BRING BACK LORE LIKE RED VELVET’S#cookie run#crk#barking
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hmm thinking about cookie odyssey again but specifically how they could’ve taken that story a whole different turn had they taken the route of espresso going mad with power
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something something nerding out about design trends from early 2000s (two of my favorite things to nerd out about)
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i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong
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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.
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