#he isn’t

[yourmomlikesstarwars]

when bae still needs to do her makeup and you have dinner reservations with the king of far far away in 20 mins

[banana-vatore]

fandom brainrot,,

[sunshinechay]

I can’t shake the feeling that Mew calling Boston instead of Chuem about how he was about to have sex with Top was just a genuine display of friendship but Boston took it as Mew attempting to gloat.

Mew was just happy and wanted to shake his happiness with someone else. Someone he thought would be happy for him. So he called Boston, because Boston has a lot of sex and Mew thinks that he’ll be happy that Mew is finally losing his virginity. Boston however, seems to take it as Mew attempting to one up him.

They might both look down on each other for just about everything, but I think this was the one time Mew wasn’t trying to do that. Instead he was trying to connect about something he knows Boston enjoys. Boston has just slide too far down the hill of his own sanity (like many other have said, I’m thinking Hitchcock type slippery slope) to see it as anything other than being in bad faith.

Both are usually so committed to seeing each other in a bad light that this feels like the last time we’ll see either of them making any attempt to connect with the other.

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Mindy bullies Chad because he cried watching Big Hero 6

[automatedchloroform]

Hey everyone who has ever made topgun fanart I DEMAND that you all start giving Iceman the iconic frosted tips because you keep drawing him BLONDE and he ISNT BLONDE

[sunlightfeeling]

if a cringe-ass realizes he’s being cringe and then proceeds to still be cringe…

…he’s still a cringe-ass; just a self-aware one now 💛🖤

[pyrovilian]

IS he hallucinating again!!??!!!/!/!: I CANNOT deal !??!;!!:

update: HE WAS NOT HOUSE CUDDY FINALLY REAL WERE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES TONIGHT

[revlischarm]

MY BROTHER OUT HERE TRYING TO SAY THAT LUFFY AND ZORO ARE BOTH STRAIGHT

LIKE MY GUY. COME ON.

Dude even said that Luffy is probably gonna get with Hancock at the end of the series…bruh…

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

a friend of mine assisted me in discovering dazai’s a gemini (bc of course he is) so here’s this entrance exam blurb between him and my actual favorite blonde bungo man

kunikida: “so when’s your birthday?”

dazai *smuggly*: “june nineteenth.”

kunikida *trying his hardest to actually get to know dazai*: “of what year….?”

dazai *being mr. oh you want to get to know me lol good luck*: “every year”

kunikida *snapping his pencil in half* “alright mr smartass- get out!”

[steveharrington]

just found out michael crichton is actually dead ?

[dilxcs]

listen LISTEN,,, i feel like baji would be really good with anything number related. like for example math or economics and maybe even physics. he actually doesn’t mind those subjects. it’s only the literature subjects that he absolutely despises, but that might be bcs he’s dyslexic and if the school offered him ways to deal with it (like for example books and exams with bigger letters and such and getting personal attention so he can ask his questions) he wouldn’t find it as difficult

[wooyukh]

[manet-boleyn]

Trent is one of those guys that look so easy to draw I am so sorry

[parisiangiraffe]

Was looking up info on the new sonic game, and google already knew what I was already there for

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.