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Phyuriverse Phil also doesn’t know what a diva cup is btw

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you can’t just go back and like this way after liking all the other comments. you can’t do that. that’s sick you’re sick you’re twisted

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no thoughts just dullet

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Pip sips, Dan doesn't.. themz the rules!

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do dan and phil switch in reality? yes definitely. But i had to endure 10 years of people calling Dan a whiny baby pastel bitch bottom just bc he's slightly younger and perceived as more feminine than phil so im going to keep calling phil a bottom any chance I get

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Three years ago @danielhowell and @amazingphil made a ‘hometown showdown’ video and I’ve seen it 100+ times. https://youtu.be/8Se20lUwjXo?si=Tq0vujiZ701IDdw2

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accidental model phil but they’re all actually just pictures dan took because phil was so beautiful he couldn’t resist but thought he could explain away as “hehe here have some candid silly phil i took for you”

(I could use new ones danny please)

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getting on my nerves why are so many people obsessed with making specific polls that are like who’s you’re favourite dan or phil like i don’t care if you have a preference that’s whatever we all have someone we relate to more or whatever but like it just kinda feels a bit weird to me that people constantly pit them against each other when the real beauty of dan and phil is that they’re dan and phil

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mario kart more like mario k-arse (2015 // 2025)

bonus (2017):

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tromboning

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:/

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Did anyone else have impure thoughts about Phil’s thighs in this moment or am I the only phreak left on tumblr.com?

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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that guy from youtube with the emo hair

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still amazing(phil) <3

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