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ok but be fr who walks into a store/gas station and decides of all the chocolate displayed, they just want a plain Hershey's bar
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ok despite the ridiculous lack of participation, HOW is soft pretzel winning?!?!?! have you never had a smoothie that makes you cum in your pants?? what a sad world we are living in
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highkey wondering if the italian empaths can feel me breaking my spaghetti in half to fit it in a saucepan
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sorry i added mitski songs to your boyfriend's playlist. yeah he's a lesbian now. sorry :/
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please?
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I get to eat my pills again today. god bless America
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zeroconsequence · 2 years
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vanilla extract is perhaps the fastest a meme has become unfunny to me. it was funny the first time i saw it (everyone choosing vanilla extract in the "let's bake a cake" poll), and then it was funny when i saw it in an unrelated poll. and after that it was never funny ever again
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zeroconsequence · 2 years
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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping
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the way the tiktok people move make me feel like i am going to be attacked
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zeroconsequence · 2 years
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
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hey check out this delicious cheese free for the taking
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zeroconsequence · 2 years
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babe what's wrong you've barely touched your vanilla extract
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zeroconsequence · 2 years
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So-called “free thinkers” when they see vanilla extract as an option in a poll
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