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Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
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nothing like being on the way to work knowing i locked myself out of my apartment and gotta deal with that at 10pm somehow
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people who believe in the idea of customer-only bathrooms because they think it's too much of a hassle to clean bathrooms that homeless people have used are the biggest babies on earth honestly, public bathrooms exist, i clean public bathrooms for a living and i'm still here and i still believe free access to bathrooms is owed to everyone
#at my restaurant job they’re like don’t let the doordashers use the bathroom cause then you have to clean up after them#im like first of all if you gotta go you gotta go? why should someone be denied that?#second of all i hardly fucking clean them anyway so it makes NO difference to me
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listening to the sabrina carpenter interview and she said "women are the smartest and the dumbest, we make choices that are pathetic and ask for the bare minimum, but acknowledge it"
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in case its unclear i fucking LOVE sims 2. i LOVE sims 2 lore, i LOVE sims 2 gameplay, i LOVE sims 2 cutscenes, i LOVE sims 2 premades!!!!!
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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.
noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you
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it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there
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not the bus driver clocking my hairy ass legs as i got on 😭 like pls my family is already gonna give me shit abt it girl i don’t need this from you
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