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i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.

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Spotify discover weekly just gave me Never Shout Never - Can't Stand It

Insane experience to get this song sprung on me while just at work, one might suggest this was a violent action by Spotify

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.

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today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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Genuinely love anytime this gets a random note again, some pictures of flowers I took 10 years ago when I was only 17

I wouldve forgotten them by now otherwise

Life is better knowing that something as perfect as these flowers exist in real life

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How your email finds me 🚬💀

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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One of my favorites photo shoots.

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fellas is it just me or has job hunting gotten worse

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“Liar.”

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) - 2.07 • “Lie to Me”

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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)