Thats me during the "Bright future" episode of bnha TvT
Footage of me reading fanfiction (AKA when the two characters keep having misunderstandings and some major angst goes down, leaving me in a state of hysteria):
GIFs! I love horses, so this had to be done–even just for my own amusement. °٢°
Jason Voorhees:
⋆ Who the hell gave Jason a Shetland pony to ride…? Jason scratches his head, puzzled. He’s against animal abuse and decides it would be better if the miniature horse rode him instead, for its own sake. Now there are two waiting lines at the petting zoo: one for wanting to ride a horse and the other to ride Jason. (No, no. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Michael Myers:
⋆ In the eyes of Michael’s assigned steed, he’s as scary as a puddle, plastic bag or damn it, the horse’s own shadow. Michael looks unimpressed as his gelding fails miserably to hide behind a wire fence and with each footstep he takes forward, the horse takes eight back. Now, picture him chasing after his steed in edited fast-forward walking to the Benny Hill music.
Leatherface (Bubba):
⋆ This boy is from the South; horsemanship is in his blood! Bubba is a pro at riding, whether he knows it or not. If he has never ridden before, that’s not a problem; he’s a fast learner and shares a close bond with the equine in no time. It’s the low budget version of Woody and Bullseye. Yeehaw!
Freddy Krueger:
⋆ It’s only fitting to give Freddy a temperamental mare to match his troublesome demeanour. Every time he tries to mount his horse, she jolts and gallops, causing him to get his foot stuck in the stirrup and go for a ride on his arse. The arena echoes with shouted swear words and if Freddy was to fear anything from that day forth, it would be horses, oh and fire too, lol.
Brahms Heelshire:
⋆ His calm nature and slow approach help to make the process of saddling the horse easier. Brahms isn’t cowboy material in the slightest, so he’s surprised with himself when he manages to get on successfully. Although he does lack experience, so he soon falls off and hurts his knee; he acts like it’s the end of the world, but it’s just a bruise.
Chucky:
⋆ Lil’ Chuck-a-dee is way too short for the mounting block and since he refuses someone to lift him up onto the horse because that’s humiliating and messes with his style, he rides the coin-operated carousel pony instead; not like that’s embarrassing either though~
Hannibal Lecter:
⋆ Hannibal is just an all ‘round charmer, isn’t he? He arrives dressed accordingly and offers his stallion a sugar cube while he whispers words of praise into the horse’s ear and runs a hand over its neatly braided mane, pulled tight to the crest. Truthfully, this isn’t his first time riding, so he manages without hassle.
Pinhead:
⋆ Ride a horse? No, not a chance. However, ride in a chariot or coach pulled by a horse? That has greater appeal. As if Pinhead didn’t have an ego big enough already, the traffic politely stops to let the carriage pass by; he snobbishly waves to the less-fortunate in their automobiles. Hmm, horses aren’t so bad…
Norman Bates:
⋆ Poor Norman is matched with a Clydesdale and feels too anxious to be in the presence of such a mighty beast, nonetheless, having a shot at riding one, or even getting on and staying on. Trembling, he strokes the draft’s muzzle and decides he’d rather be safe than sorry, so he stays put on the ground. He doesn’t like the smell of horses, anyway.
Billy Loomis & Stu Macher:
⋆ Is it normal for a horse to have humps and spit so much? The duo could have sworn they followed the directions, but rather than arrive at a horse riding school, they somehow ended up at a camel riding school but neither complain; after laughing at each other trying to remain onboard while the camel stands up, the unpermitted racing begins.