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Alright, so #spidermanps4 is finally only 8 days away. This post is to announce a giveaway I'm doing on my #twitch channel on September 7th for the game. Tune in at 5pm EST in order to get a chance to win the game! More details on twitch bio. Gonna be playing the game September 6th at 10/11 pm EST! Twitch.tv/Zeuqzalev101 Twitter.com: Zeuqzalev101 for updates #spiderman #ps4 #giveaway #marvel #twitchstreamer #insomniacgames #insomniacspiderman #marvelspiderman https://www.instagram.com/p/BnIYV1HAu5a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kk5t5tk4g062

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first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim

second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war

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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

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Plans ✏️

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good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

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A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

SAND!

It’s EVERYWHERE!

Get used to it!

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Games played in 2017: Horizon Zero Dawn

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when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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I hate him so much.

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purest moment in tv history….

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secret..,.,,.,

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it cracks me up how fandom still sometimes mistakes han solo for like…. a cool bad boy, but literally everyone in the actual star wars universe knows the truth. even fucking snoke…. snoke…..who didn’t have the perception to realize when he was Totally about to Get Murdered….. even he can look at han solo’s only son and be like “you’re fucked, kid. your dad was the nicest man in space. a slightly prickly teddy bear with a marshmallow center. a pushover. his vest pockets? full of ice cream money. if you’ve got a mean bone in your body, you got it from your terrifying mother”

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forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.