*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*
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i would expect nothing less
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I just keep eating pasta huh
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me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
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i can walk myself thank u
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He wears his heart on his head ❤️
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