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1995 Miss Mercy illustration, included in issue 2 of her furry bondage zine Bundage

See the full zine here! (NSFW link)

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Hey everybody why not check out my review of transformation TTRPG To Change? A review so divisive that two people unsubscribed because of it!

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Lol, same.

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Pro tip: Playing cards make a really nice fidget toy. And if someone sees you absentmindedly playing with a deck of cards they'll just think you're an old-timey gambler instead of weirdo.

Additional note: I recommend getting a deck of plastic cards. They look cool and feel very nice in the hand.

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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but your cat will eat the food they don't like before starving.

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I've finally got a break in my schedule, so I'm on a scanning spree!

Today's new addition: Women in Fur (1998), a SFA Spotlights series highlighting women illustrators, comic artists, and writers in furry!

Lots of wonderful stuff in this issue, and this is definitely a series I want all of eventually

See it here!

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I wish online retailers like Amazon and Etsy had a "Yes, this is a sex thing," box you could click in your search to disable the secret safe search filters.

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All you have to do is fake it 'till you make it... into a comfy grave!

*High-fives all the taxidermied corpses of tourists I abducted from Hollywood Boulevard by posing as a budget-priced guide to the stars' homes*

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Always remember that there are no rules to fiction. If you want female dragons in your fantasy world to have huge throbbing ovipositors, they can. And the genuineness of portraying an honest artistic vision will always be better than just bottoming to "Tradition" with another Tolkien knockoff.

If there's a voice in your head telling you what dragons can and cannot do or be, slit that bitch's throat. Dragons aren't real, they can be whatever you want them to be.

"Oh but historically..."

STFU. Historically we've taken dozens of unique mythological creatures from different cultures and just shoved them all into a single box marked "Dragon," then taken the least interesting aspects and shoved them together into an overpowered DeviantArt OC and held it up as some kind of fact of fantasy.

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I don't know what's worse, that I've reviewed four of the "Cursed Dick" games, or that I wrote one of them.

me and my friends made a venn diagram explaining what schnasty games are like

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By the way, just a periodic reminder that I—and by associated this account—am violently pro-sex work and pro-sex worker, and depending on how broadly you define it could be considered one.

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Writing Hack: Introducing some subtle variance like this—or the clamshell e-reader from It Follows—helps establish that your story takes place in a world like ours, but not ours.

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

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Fun Fact: The sexiest thing you can do is ask someone* if you can taste their drink, and then kiss them.

*with standing smooch authorization

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*Sending my friend pictures of dogs with jobs to encourage her to be productive despite being in puppy headspace like it's a totally normal thing to do*

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I've never been more pleased to get an obscure reference.

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Just my thoughts on the matter: having Clown Month in July puts it in direct competition with Art Fight. And on top of that, the first week of August is already International Clown Week, so moving to August—when, let's be honest, nothing else is going on—would be a thematically appropriate move... also an extra month to come up with prompts.

hello!!! i was wondering about this today, and, will there be a clown month in 2024 as well? if so, will it be in the summer months as well? ty :3

I do plan on doing Clown Month this summer! Not sure which month yet, maybe july again like last year?

Which would mean that I need to start working on the prompt list... now?! How is it already April, where did the time go?

If anyone has any prompt ideas, or prompts from previous years you'd like to see again, feel free to throw them at me!