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@sntuzv​​ @luckeecharm​ // liked

       “ Actually I am just a normal HUMAN minding my own business.       Why is EVERYTHING a plan to take over the Earth for you? What even      makes you THINK I AM FROM OUTER SPACE?   Hehe.. no... why don’t      you just go.. do what you would normally do..    and   LEAVE ME ALONE! “

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@dementally​ @aspidey​ // liked

   "Well I mean I am not saying that it is the WORST thing to    ever happen. I am simply saying that you are making a HORRIBLE    life choice and you should feel BAD about yourself and--     actually    just ignore the first things I said. I don’t even know why I mentioned    a sign of  encouragement  that in the first place so now I feel pretty    GROSS. “

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@tallestpxrple​ @tallestrxd​ // liked

     “Ah, yes.. and there was a lot of HMNSGSG and after that a      lot of AAAH and after that I was like YEAH but I think I did pretty      well that last time and there was  M U C H  to be destroyed! You      should’ve been there yourselves, honestly.          Anyway, that’s       my report on the matter. “

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     Also, yas. Here's a new STARTER CALL for people     to like. (^: How's that for a change?

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@rosegaia​

        “I hope you have a lot of good stuff planned for this    evening because I have a lot of important business to attend     to after this. You know..      WORLD DOMINATION and all?    Which is still relevant, by the way! “

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  ALL THAT YOU 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 AND 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄  WILL BE MINE TO  D E ST R O Y

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'What do you prefer, suits or coats?'

                  “Why not simply go for BOTH while you're at it?    Coats are POWERFUL but suits are way more FASHIONABLE.   So if you combine them you will become the ULTIMATE EARTH-   OVERLORD! BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION AND THE GREAT   MASTER OF GOOD-LOOKING!  --.. I’d wear that. 

                                   But I suppose just the coat would do fine. “

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wow and here you go nerds, the Invader Zim guide never intended for public release.  Have fun

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Oh no. It's a bug - better squish it before it does something gross.

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hey rick you look like someone who has never been to space before

         🎇 🌠 🌌 ❝  YOU CAN’T JUST FLOAT AROUND SPACE NOT CARING FOREVER.

              ❝     right ,  sure …  that  – ughhh –  that’s exactly what we  WANT  them to think !yeah ,  they’ll  NEVER  suspect …  it’s the perfect plan …  you –  you keep on  SAYING  that ,  broh.     ❞ 

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yfii:

▕▉ ▲ ❝  MXNGVEECW  MW  SLAWW.  SUL  FPZSK  MW  SOJMRX.

              ❝     THE  ONLY  SHAPE    I  AM ,   WISE  GUY ,   IS  THAT  OF  A  FRIEND ! SO HAVE FUN IGNORING YOUR NEW BEST BUDDY !  ALSO ,  DON’T LET THE WISE GUY REMARK FOOL YA’   ––––   PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE !   INCLUDING THAT THING !      ❞

      “--SEE? YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN!  YOU ARE PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER     VILE EARTH-SPAWN COME TO ENGROSS ME WITH IT’S HORRIBLE ONE-EYE AND        CHEAP HAT! “

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@mortiiest​ @amoralborn​

   “There are a lot of these, and a lot of     these are DUMB. "

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   Felt like it was time for a title change :/

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@yfii​

      "And YES.. in case you were wondering. I do not    listen to ANYTHING in  Y O U R  particular shape. "

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        Also here's a new STARTER CALL because     that old one was totally useless.

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You leave me breathless, weak in the knees I’m feeling reckless, pardon me please  The fallout’s blowing through  But baby, it’s just you.