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Murder everyone within 100 miles

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well. it's a spectacle.

have you seen the vsbattles page for harry dubois

no and i really dont want to. is it bad

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buncha old worm doodles.. i stopped at like 19.2 but ill get back into it at uhhhh some point

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Skitter Vs. The Black Knight. AKA. A different sort of Slaughterhouse Nine arc

Rather than the carnage of the Nine, he's slow and methodical. Equally as frustrating to go up against, but in a different way. Gist is he gets called in post-Echidna (He was dealing with some different bullshit at the time), as Tagg is tired of the Undersiders reign. No one likes him, because him showing up means Everyone Has Fucked Up, enough to the point the PRT things "seven dead in miama, twenty missing limbs" is worth the PR cost.

It's still Jack Slash: you're never winning with him. Anyway read a snip i made :]

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💉takemyfaceanddesecrate1989

so i was at BonesawCon (san diego, if you're wondering) and got to meet up with a bunch of Rileyheads that i was mutuals with! we shared pics of the surgeried human pets in our basements and everything it was really nice. one thing that did kind of suck tho was that i was really excited to see DontStopCrying's panel bcs she's like. THE bonesawposter everyone loves. but when i got to it the organizers said she had cancelled last minute and i checked her tumblr and she put out a post saying she was sorry she couldnt come but her uncle needed some urgent help with stuff. hope shes going alright maybe she'll be there next year?

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The worm trio as heathers woaa

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The trio being WOKE !!!1!1

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they're cool okay

CYOA power of the day:

I really don't know what ouro was cooking with this. I find it unfortunate that when you see people bust out this cyoa, you never see them use the tier 1 powers which in my opinion aren't even that bad, some are silly and creative, but other times i'm glad cause you have stuff like this in here.

now initially this doesn't seem bad until you remember that everyone who's using a cyoa will throw balancing to the wind, and it seems like ouro is egging it on by talking about AoN's in the power description.

Why can you be sting man? This power is 10 sp, which sounds like a lot when scaled with the other powers, until you remember 10 sp is dirt cheap. Not only that but you can also buy lily's power for 10 sp, so for the low low price of like, a few drawbacks that barely inconvenience you you can become an immortal sting man. maybe a few more critical drawbacks if you're rolling on hardmode -100 points, but i mean, come on.

fuckin sting man. not even gonna mention the casual reaction speed and actual speed scaling, that's just completely ridiculous especially for worm standards.

its almost like the worm CYOA makes stompfest characters with little room for any development or interest and merwly provides a thin facade of balance or equality to a prospective wormfic writer

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well obviously but I'm going to pretend like it isn't

CYOA power of the day:

I really don't know what ouro was cooking with this. I find it unfortunate that when you see people bust out this cyoa, you never see them use the tier 1 powers which in my opinion aren't even that bad, some are silly and creative, but other times i'm glad cause you have stuff like this in here.

now initially this doesn't seem bad until you remember that everyone who's using a cyoa will throw balancing to the wind, and it seems like ouro is egging it on by talking about AoN's in the power description.

Why can you be sting man? This power is 10 sp, which sounds like a lot when scaled with the other powers, until you remember 10 sp is dirt cheap. Not only that but you can also buy lily's power for 10 sp, so for the low low price of like, a few drawbacks that barely inconvenience you you can become an immortal sting man. maybe a few more critical drawbacks if you're rolling on hardmode -100 points, but i mean, come on.

fuckin sting man. not even gonna mention the casual reaction speed and actual speed scaling, that's just completely ridiculous especially for worm standards.

its almost like the worm CYOA makes stompfest characters with little room for any development or interest and merwly provides a thin facade of balance or equality to a prospective wormfic writer

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Miscellaneous tattletale drawing number 7295748485738

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if we're doing egyptian gods we can start cribbing from other religions. we've got enough material to go on around surely

c'mon eidolon, couldn't you have made more endbringers? they're all so cool dude come on take one for the team. dude people are already gonna die anyway just made the damn crystal lion

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butcher dauntless would just be like o'malley and doc except with more 'kick rocks' or 'you're on thin ice pal's sprinkled in

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Amy being a lesbian fucked Victroria up in a subtler way as well, as the former was unable to perform an objective analysis and tell her sister that her taste in men is ass.

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c'mon eidolon, couldn't you have made more endbringers? they're all so cool dude come on take one for the team. dude people are already gonna die anyway just made the damn crystal lion

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The trio and a Emma x Madison doodlee

Inspo from @/worms-in-my-head

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you can if you want

Perk of the Day:

Now, this is one of the stupidest perk's ive seen in my entire life. For the longest time I thought that it just let you choose which absolutes won over each other on the first part, which while questionable 'wasn't that bad' <- as far as the rest of the cyoa was considered.

I can only assume my mind just automatically blocked this one out cause it would be unearthly stupid if it was anything else, but unfortunately it is.

I don't think I need to explain how being able to make any single one of your powers or perks an all or nothing while being able to make them win and overpower the other ones every single time.

5 sp, by the way. fucking absurd. for context, you can pay for this with trouble magnetic, which is essentially you run into problems sometimes. gee, how terrible.

wait do i have like a daily newsletter of worm CYOA perks now

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!!!!!!!!!!! eidolon!

oni lee or eidolon please 🥺🥺🥺

Eidolon face. Yo put that bag back on