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Longarm and Blurr age swap is so funny Blurr being a faster version of Gerson Deltarune going ‘I’m old!’ While Longarm is praying to Primus that pee paw Blurr doesn’t have a spark attack due to how fast he can go

Ahcktually I believe that Bee would fit Gerson better 🤓☝️ if I were to choose a deltarune character for Blurr it would be Spamtom just for the name alone. Also Shockwave was not expecting Blurr to still be that fast he’s making his spying 100 times more difficult 💔 he thought his legs rusted or something 💀

NO FR HES JUST LIKE ME TOO!!! I would be talking with my friends and suddenly I realize I’ve been yapping for a minute nonstop and stop 💀 I have a nonserious beef with Blurr cuz he’s like me 😭 also blurrbee is such a cute ship!! If it were in this au I can totally see them as that bickering old couple who always argue but take care of each other in subtle ways ❤️ also thanks for the compliment everyone here is so nice skjsnskdjsn

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Could we see how Lugnut and Blitzwing are in your AU? :D or more Yoketron and Lockdown cause Lockdown being a mean grandpa is probably my favorite part so far 😭

In my TFA age swap au, everyone keeps their original personality and role! They change in accordance to their age and what they’ve experienced in the au of course. Also you guys have so many funny thoughts and ideas for this au I love reading through them!! Making the Decepticons a bunch of goofy, evil powerhouses was a decision I don’t regret lol.

Lugnut here is still extremely loyal to Megatron, he was one of his first supporters before Megs killed the previous Deception leader. His loyalty made him one of Megatron’s closest allies, something Starscream bullies him over. Right now he’s newly conjuxed to Strika, they make for a destructively cute couple.

I have some thoughts with Blitzwing here but idk, i think it would be interesting to have him before he became a triple changer. Blackarachnia was the one who did the operation on him, right? Maybe she could’ve done this instead of turning Wasp into Waspinator as at this point I want him to be a techno-organic already.

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What about Bulkhead? I've seen in your previous works that Bulkhead went missing and sometimes Bee tends to mistake some bots as his old friend. What happened to Bulkhead and bumblebee after the former went missing? Btw I LOVE your art! I could genuinely eat it up :3

I’ve received a lot of asks about Bulkhead, so here’s some info about the older veterans of the Great War!

Throughout the years Bulkhead and Bumblebee were tasked with placing Space Bridges across different planets to give the Autobots more access to resources that were growing scarce in Cybertron. They were paired with Ironhide and Wasp, who were tasked to protect them while they worked (much to Bee’s chagrin). Eventually the whole ‘Wasp gets thrown to jail thanks Bee’ thing happens and from then on Ironhide joins the other two permanently as the guard.

Bulkhead was a leading technician in bridge technology, his blueprints and innovation made the Autobot space bridges become much more advanced and sophisticated than the Decepticon bridges. They transported through greater distances at lesser times and were able to transport bigger objects/ships. Bee took care of the delicate parts that Bulkhead couldn’t access, such as the wiring and electrical engineering. They were a duo that helped the war effort immensely.

Towards the end of the war, the two were tasked with their most dangerous mission yet: transporting the AllSpark to an unknown location. The Decepticons were gaining on them and Ultra Magnus wanted the AllSpark to stay away from their servos in any way possible. During this mission, Bulkhead and Bee were ambushed by Decepticon spies. Bee was holding the AllSpark at the time, so Bulkhead used his massive frame to block them and gave Bee enough time to send it away to a location Bulkhead had already set. After that, Bee took care of the Decepticons (ensuring that they didn’t send any information to their leaders) and collapsed alongside Bulkhead.

When Bee awoke, his leg was messed up and his processor was glitching, but he was told that Bulkhead hadn’t made it. He was devastated, and from then on his mental health took a nosedive as he began to forget things and took to drinking and smoking as a coping mechanism. In reality, the Autobots were able to save Bulkhead and repair him, but decided to keep him in stasis to ensure that only they knew where the AllSpark was and to prevent him from telling anyone.

I’m not going to this with any romance in mind (Arcee + Megop are the exception lol), but feel free to see it that way if you want!! Honestly Bee doesn’t deserve Bulkhead no one does tbh

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Watched Fantastic Four recently and my latent Marvel fan decided to wake up, drawing this made me realize it’s been a fat minute since I drew a bunch of humans 💀

Anyways here’s some doodles and refs, don’t worry I’m making this big ass comic for my tf followers 😎

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does bulkhead ever get rescued/rejoin the team last minute in this au or is he like- permanently comatose/dead-dead?

He eventually gets out of stasis and joins the Earth team!! No one has ever seen Bee be so full of energy before.

I’ve mentioned before that Bulkhead was the one who transported the AllSpark away back during the war. During this, he was severely hurt and as the only Autobot who knew where the AllSpark was sent he was repaired and put into indefinite stasis to keep the secret safe in Autobot hands. Now that the Earth crew found the AllSpark, there was no need to keep him in stasis and eventually he was woken up and joined Bee to build a space bridge on Earth!

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How would Blurr fit into your AU? Would he be around the same age as Bumblebee? If so, can he still talk a mile a minute and chat any bot's audials off in his old age? Including Bumblebee's? Speaking of which, does Bumblebee still get annoyed by him? What's their dynamic like? Does he still zip around and drive and run circles around Bumblebee like he used to? Or does "car-thritis" prevent him from doing so?

Blurr would be around the same age as Bee, maybe even younger! But older than someone like Optimus. His personality and quirks are all the same, just a lot more serious considering The War (tm). He’s an amazing intelligence officer, but his reputation does make him unable to do his spy work very well so he has to depend on other Autobots to gain intel.

In fact, he used to be a very popular racer before the war! Bee was an early supporter of Blurr, and would secretly dream of competing against him on the tracks. His admiration was cut short when he actually met the guy and his hero worship died. Despite butting heads a lot they do trust in one another to get the job done. Think of two old guys who always talk shit about the other but continue to hang out every Friday at the bar.

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Now I’m just imagining the Megatron in your age swap AU gets his aft kicked by Optimus once or twice and starts falling hard. Like trying to flirt and get him to join the Decepticons. And Optimus is having none of it

Megatron sees an enemies to lovers situation in the making while Optimus just wants him gone, I’m leaning a bit on their G1 dynamic here lol. Oh well, better luck next time Megs! Maybe get on Optimus’ team’s good side first before trying to recruit him 💀

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Love the age swap au. When lockdown finds out the prowl was a protoform he missed, how does he react?

He’s not really that shocked tbh, this is the sort of bs he expected Yoketron to pull. He finds Prowl’s attempts at revenge fun though, it’s like bullying a baby in his eyes.

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Damn if that's Arcee's reaction to meeting Blackarachnia, I can only imagine her reaction at meeting Slipstream (if she's in your au, I'm still catching up)

Now there's 2 bad bitches to thirst over

All of the characters in the og series is in my fuckass au, the starscream clones are all the same except waaaaaay more immature they’re constantly fighting each other like petty siblings. Arcee needs to meet some Autobot girlies Optimus is worried about her questionable taste in cybertronians (not like he’s any better 😒)

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honestly wouldn't put it past ageswap!Jettwins pretending to arrest Ageswap!bumblebee just mess with him

they KNOW he's not the guy that broke out of prison but it's a GOLDEN opportunity to screw with the guy and they'd be fools to let it slip through their servos

These two need to STOP bullying the elderly especially a bot with robo-Alzheimer’s 💀 all of Bee’s old war buddies love to bully him it’s the only way they know how to show affection 💔 bulkhead would NEVER

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i'm HOWLING at the image of poor young, fresh out of ninja school, just earned his badge as an elite guard, AgeSwap!Jazz and just immediately being assigned the job NO ONE WANTS and is now stuck as nurse/caretaker to these chaotic old men who can just FLY AWAY from him when he tries to get them to take their meds.

With this in mind, Jazz working/bonding with Optimus is so much funnier in this AU because it's Jazz FINALLY finding a fully certified adult to work with- OP even knows what he's doing most of the time.

Everyone in Autobot HQ is praying for Jazz’s sanity, it’s gone to the point that Jazz just constantly has his volume to the highest volume to drown out the Jettwins. If you’re trying to talk to him and he ignores you, he’s not being mean he’s just so, very tired. The second he meets an actual good leader like OP he would cry happy tears get this man a good boss 😭 the Jettwins don’t mean to be insufferable they’re just doing sibling stuff, but as jets with Decepticon coding it just leads to property damage and damaged audials.

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what are the earth made bots like in the age swap au? like the dinobots, soundwave contructicons and wreck-gar

Most of these Earth bots are now physically and mentally younger! For example, the Dinobots are pretty much toddlers and originated from small dinosaur animatronics (child friendly!) they are eventually left on Dinobot island but Prowl and Arcee visit often to check in on them.

As for the Constructions, they’ll be like teenagers, so their frames don’t change as much. Their personalities give me the vibes of the douchy and selfish teen stereotype, and their story can revolve around Arcee using her aspiring teacher skills to set them on the right path and failing miserably. I didn’t draw them cuz I’m tired lol.

For Wreck-Gar, he’s like a tween. Personality wise he’s the same except a bit more hyper and enthusiastic. He’s a lot more personable with the Autobots and often visits their base to see if they have any good trash and get his daily dose of cartoons. Btw I just learned that Weird Al voiced him holy shit

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I LOVE your Age swap AU, it's a super fun idea& I adore all your new takes on the characters!

I think the Deceptions are my favourite, I don't think they have a plan for... anything lol, especially if their LEADER is just "winging it"

Speaking of Decepticons, have you an idea already of how Soundwave will be in your AU? Like, in canon he was born on earth, so does that make him an older Bot here or-?

Anyways, your art is cool, bye:>

The Decepticons here are definitely strong and smart but very much not wise at all 💀 Blackarachnia is the only one here with any useful advice and leadership. As for Soundwave, he’s a robot created by Isaac after he realized Sari (a recently born techno-organic) doesn’t really know how to talk to other humans.

Since Bulkhead is out of the picture right now Bee’s gonna be here to make fun of Sari for being such a loser even Isaac of all people knew (not like he has any friends either lol)

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oh shit Magnus would be a green horn too, think he swapped with Sentinel?

Sent’s gotta be bitter as hell being passed up as a candidate for Magnus while this kid, who has never seen war, gets the position just cause he can weald a sparkly hammer? lmao get fucked big chingus

also Blurr and Shockwave swap? Shockwave’s gotta be sweating BUCKETS, first solo job and hes imbedded deep into enemy territory, meanwhile war vet Blurr is zipping through the halls giving Shock a heart attack every 5 seconds, dudes gotta be stressed as hell

Yep, Ultra Magnus and Sentinel pretty much age swap here!! While Ultra Magnus does have some experience fighting, seeing as he needs to be Prime first, he definitely rose up the ranks fast and is basically a prodigy despite his young age. Sentinel was NOT happy at all but decided he would try to influence ultra Magnus in the background, like a royal advisor of sorts.

And Blurr and Shockwave also age swap! Blurr definitely makes it hard for Shockwave when it comes to spying on the Autobots, as he was sent in by ultra Magnus to help Longarm Prime settle in to his new position as the head of intelligence after the mysterious death of the previous head. Blurr is still fast and talks a lot, but now it’s more of a “old person talking to the cashier because they have no one else to talk to” kind of vibe. He’s just happy to be useful and helping out this young kid :D

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Forever thinking about Arcee’s “hey hot stuff how’s it going” like girl. Girl she’s a giant decepticon spider. Girlie you are going to get died

Thank god ratchet is there to save her ass when she’s in over her head lol, the only time he beats her in combat

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i'm sorry i can't take age swap lock down seriously with Yoketron's ornament just sticking there on his forehead he he looks so silly /pos

He’s stupid just like everyone else, it was caused by a botched attempt to steal Yoketron’s helm like in the og tfa

He got it, might as well wear it!

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TFA age swap au shenanigans, including Bee’s secret high grade stash! I have a lot of asks to sort through, so thank you all for your patience!! I need to do a comic for this au soon lol