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why is my boop o meter destiel confessing to me lol

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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

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Idk what to title this look at my collection of this genre of Link pictures

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that period of time when a hyperfixation ends and you haven't found a replacement yet, that's the true definition of raw dogging life

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One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

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mimic that has a diagetic red clickbait circle with arrows to get you to investigate it.

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My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

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I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you

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Don't stress it, It's Out of Touch Thursday!!

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In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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Happy 21st of September!

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whats his fucking problem

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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

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yoshi can now ride another yoshi. the future is now