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god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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^_____^

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FXDCXFBDHGGG I met my gender specialist for the first time today and introduced myself He/She, later said I had a preference for “He”… she asked me to clarify and I had to be like “lol you got me”

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

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+500 reputation with the sleepygirl faction

You can now use her gay ass as a pillow

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i love drawing Maggie

(SHE/HER) 🦊✨

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honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

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hello. i'm silly and in love with you

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am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

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AKDNQWQNKNJS?????

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why is the example image for the wikipedia page of the dress a maid

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i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose