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This is a Sergeant Wu appreciation post.

He’s witty, he’s humorous, he’s hard working, literally the most unproblematic character. He’s got a touch of pica but we don’t hold that against him 🫶

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shrimp!!

shrimps are cool but i am not a shrimp. when i shrimp over the table for too long, my back starts to hurt. i stand up on my human legs and stretch my human body every hour. sometimes i wish i was a shrimp.

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chiron: they say the pen is mightier than the sword, percy chiron: so have this pen chiron: trust me, you're gonna find this hilarious later

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TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

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Just found out a family friend died in a plane crash today

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Tag yourself I’m bets and jug

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Have I mentioned that I love Mike Rowe?

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“They said the Age of Heroes would never come again.” “It has to.”

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