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latest fanfics opening lines

Rules: Post the first line of your ten seven (I did eight because I can't count) most recently published fanfics, and then tag ten six four (how ever many you want) other users to do the same!

Tagged by @mayonayys thank you!

Tagging @lavender-long-stories @latart @foriamproud @felyxxx @guroseinsei @justanotherfoolhere I don't know who else to tag for this...I don't even know who goes here anymore :(

-Creatures in Heaven

Kisame inhaled deeply.

-Mall Santa

The line to see Santa took longer than they expected it to, full of families with babies and toddlers, most of whom were crying.

-My Treat

“Do you have an appointment?” A young woman in a button down shirt, and blue hair asked from behind a desk while looking Hidan up and down as she stopped him from passing through any further. 

-Asleep on the Couch

Home late after working overtime, Kakuzu walked into their apartment to find Hidan sound asleep, lying stretched out across the length of the couch, a book held loosely in his hands that rested on his bare chest. 

-Guilty Pleasure

As Kakuzu tucks his shirt back into his trousers and adjusts his tie, Hidan is already out of his office and looking like nothing’s amiss—aside from a grin he just can't seem to hide paired with a fading orgasmic flush that colors his face and throat.

-Honeymoon at the Clown Motel

Hidan checked the calender, sighed dramatically, then cleared his throat as he pulled out a chair from the table and sat across from Kakuzu.

-At One A.M.

“It’s late.” Kisame yawns and plays with the hair at the back of Hidan’s neck.

-Your Favorite Blood Donor

“That one is all yours,” Ino whispered loudly as she ducked away into the back room where Sakura knew she was just going to sit and look at her phone. 

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latest fanfics opening lines

Rules: Post the first line of your ten seven (I did eight because I can't count) most recently published fanfics, and then tag ten six four (how ever many you want) other users to do the same!

Tagged by @mayonayys thank you!

Tagging @lavender-long-stories @latart @foriamproud @felyxxx @guroseinsei @justanotherfoolhere I don't know who else to tag for this...I don't even know who goes here anymore :(

-Creatures in Heaven

Kisame inhaled deeply.

-Mall Santa

The line to see Santa took longer than they expected it to, full of families with babies and toddlers, most of whom were crying.

-My Treat

“Do you have an appointment?” A young woman in a button down shirt, and blue hair asked from behind a desk while looking Hidan up and down as she stopped him from passing through any further. 

-Asleep on the Couch

Home late after working overtime, Kakuzu walked into their apartment to find Hidan sound asleep, lying stretched out across the length of the couch, a book held loosely in his hands that rested on his bare chest. 

-Guilty Pleasure

As Kakuzu tucks his shirt back into his trousers and adjusts his tie, Hidan is already out of his office and looking like nothing’s amiss—aside from a grin he just can't seem to hide paired with a fading orgasmic flush that colors his face and throat.

-Honeymoon at the Clown Motel

Hidan checked the calender, sighed dramatically, then cleared his throat as he pulled out a chair from the table and sat across from Kakuzu.

-At One A.M.

“It’s late.” Kisame yawns and plays with the hair at the back of Hidan’s neck.

-Your Favorite Blood Donor

“That one is all yours,” Ino whispered loudly as she ducked away into the back room where Sakura knew she was just going to sit and look at her phone. 

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Updating this in the middle of the night because if I don't do it now I might not ever.

Hidan lazily sprawled out across the bed while Kakuzu answered the hotel room door. Standing there was a young woman with a cart carrying several trays of room service food on it. Wanting to take the trays from her himself, Kakuzu almost hesitated before allowing her into the room where she set the trays down on the little desk and then she was gone. By the time Kakuzu returned from closing and locking the door, Hidan had sat up, the loosely belted robe he wore was slipping off one shoulder as the front gaped open to reveal his toned chest as he took the lids off the trays and set them out on the bed. Kakuzu decided that sight alone was worth the extra money charged to his card for room service.  Joining Hidan on the bed, Kakuzu leaned down and pressed his lips to Hidan’s bare shoulder.  “What do you want to do after this?” Hidan asked and bit into a piece of toast.  ‘You.’ It was right there on the tip of his tongue.

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Updating this in the middle of the night because if I don't do it now I might not ever.

Hidan lazily sprawled out across the bed while Kakuzu answered the hotel room door. Standing there was a young woman with a cart carrying several trays of room service food on it. Wanting to take the trays from her himself, Kakuzu almost hesitated before allowing her into the room where she set the trays down on the little desk and then she was gone. By the time Kakuzu returned from closing and locking the door, Hidan had sat up, the loosely belted robe he wore was slipping off one shoulder as the front gaped open to reveal his toned chest as he took the lids off the trays and set them out on the bed. Kakuzu decided that sight alone was worth the extra money charged to his card for room service.  Joining Hidan on the bed, Kakuzu leaned down and pressed his lips to Hidan’s bare shoulder.  “What do you want to do after this?” Hidan asked and bit into a piece of toast.  ‘You.’ It was right there on the tip of his tongue.

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Reblog and put in the tags the most heart wrenching piece of media you’ve ever consumed.

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Overall, there's no hidden meaning here – I once came across an edit of Kakuzu set to the Russian song "Гимн качков" and now the line about cookies with milk plays in my head every time I draw him without his cloak.

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Well...it's not happening now because they cut the internet cables in the middle of the night (again! same thing happened laat weekend) to steal any copper out of them and no one has come to fix it 😭 the wires are down all over the sidewalk. But at least the next chapter is done. I got a portion of it saved to a draft chapter on ao3 yesterday, but now I can't do anything.

Trying so hard to finish the next chapter of my online dating fic this week. Thats the plan and it's so close. I just want it done. It haunts me. To get in the mood for it last week I went and reread everything I had posted and did some major editing and changed a few details here and there. Really wanted to rewrite the whole thing but I did not.

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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.

stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.

stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.

stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.

no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.

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One day we will wake up and there will be crabs.

In the meantime, look after each other.

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I would have paid to see them interacting.

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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

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Just kiss already idk

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Btw I have a telegram channel 👉 https://t.me/genperO

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village au

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Trying so hard to finish the next chapter of my online dating fic this week. Thats the plan and it's so close. I just want it done. It haunts me. To get in the mood for it last week I went and reread everything I had posted and did some major editing and changed a few details here and there. Really wanted to rewrite the whole thing but I did not.

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Kakuzu, I'm fucking tired