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All she had to fucking do is just be all like "hey im sorry I see that youre upset you just got home from work and youre tired and sleepy, thanks for getting me the thing still, sorry again I didnt tell you before you got home. Can you get it tomorrow then?" And I woulda fucking said yes

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Ayo no cap? Im a little sad. Only thing I can do is laugh. But im actually sad. You ever laugh when youre sad yall lemme hear it

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Okay I guess im single now smh wtf is my ugly ass gonna do now bruh im cooked im washed

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── .✦ I don't know if people with saturnian 3H (capricorn or aquarius ruiling their 3rd house), know how blunt and rude they sometimes are. I'm dragging myself here, but at times we really do not know how to say things without hurting other people's feelings even if the intentions are good and we're trying to help. no sense of diplomacy just "you're being an idiot, here's what you should do" and you standing there feeling like you're being scolded by your deadbeat dad.

── .✦ if your crush has a libra venus and you’re worrying about not being pretty enough for them - don’t be. this "libra venus only wanting the prettiest of the pretty" talk is a propaganda, I’ve seen what they date, cuff and marry, you’ll be fine.

── .✦ aquarius placements (mars!) love for long ass rants about meaningless bullshit is why all those podcasts are infested with them.

── .✦ best thing to do is just ignore what they're ranting about this time and just listen to them for the sound of their voice only. cause baby, men with an aquarius mars have such nice voices, they have this low timbre and slow way of speaking that is kind of hypnotizing, for example: penn badgley, theo james, oliver jackson cohen, harry styles.

── .✦ cancer placements men getting whacked like a pinata left and right for having breeding kink, while libra placements men and their army of toddlers remain unscathed is the pretty privilege they yap about on tiktok.

── .✦ scorpio placements that are obsessed with being perceived as dark and  constantly talk like they are feared and desired by everyone are kind of like those 40yo divorcees of tiktok that pop up on your for you feed sometimes and they have black eyes filter on, lipsync to pop punk songs, talk about how scary and sexy they are, but their eyes look empty and sad cause linda took the kids and left. people clown leos for being self obsessed, but they have competition.

── .✦ I love when I stumble upon an astrology cliche, because why my gemini ascendant - sagittarius descendant friend keeps falling in love with priests, and now she's with a guy that left the church to be with her. gemini risings' ego's so big nothing's hotter to them than a man who loves them more than a god.

── .✦ if you wanna know if someone has leo placements just look at their partner, if their significant other has so much hair on their head NASA can photograph it from space - there's probably a prominent leo placement lurking in their chart. the higher the hair the closer to god - the god being of course, a leo.

── .✦ the dichotomy of cancer rising in women and in men is astounding. cause why cancer rising women are the most beautiful angelic creatures on this earth and cancer rising men look like hard boiled eggs or half-cooked potato. venus is much more egalitarian in that aspect cause she's blessed both the feminine and the masculine with beauty and charm and the taurus and libra risings both in women and men are usually conventionally attractive and then there's the the moon and she's like "and why would a man be here?".

── .✦ aries sun/mars folks need to learn to flirt with people without terrorizing these poor souls, cause what do you mean you like them so you were chasing them down with your car?

── .✦ libra placements get into relationship first and ask questions later. they see an opportunity to be coupled up, fall head over heels at the thought of it and then they get to know the person they're with, realize they're incompatible, the reality of who they're with hits them, the delusion wears off and that's why they have the reputation of being h-o-e-s. just doing things ass backwards in that area of their life. yeah, aries are hotheads in general but libras are too, they're just relationship hotheads.

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Tired of these hoe ass lawyers trying to waste my money to not get the benefits 😒 fuck them all

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Why your enemies are jealous of you 🌪️

The seventh house in astrology can be associated with both enemies and envy. Not all of our enemies are jealous of us but if they are the seventh house can show why they would be.

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Sun in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of the attention that you attract naturally. They envy your vibrant persona and ability to shine in any room you walk into. They could also be jealous of your creative talents.

Moon in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of your close emotional connections with others such as your family or close friends. They could also be jealous of your house.

Mercury in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of your charm and intellect. They envy that you have a natural way with words and can talk to others easily.

Venus in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of how adored you are by others. They envy your beauty and your artistic talents as well. They could be envious of your financial status or material items as well.

Mars in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of how much others seem to desire you. People get jealous of how passionate of a person you are. They could be envious of your finances or material items as well.

Jupiter in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of your success and intelligence. People may envy things coming naturally to you and the blessings in your life.

Saturn in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of how put together you are and the structure in your life. They envy how hard working you are and your dedication.

Uranus in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of your friend group/s and ability to connect with a lot of people. You naturally have a friendly aura and free spirit that others are drawn to. People could envy your status online as well.

Neptune in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of your artistic talents and how others seem to idealize you so much. They envy your beauty and ethereal energy as well.

Pluto in the seventh house: Your enemies are jealous of your magnetic persona. They envy how easily you can seduce others and your powerful aura. They could also be jealous of your finances.

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What qualities and abilities need to be realized in oneself according to the birth date?

Born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th

leadership;

ability to take responsibility;

innovative ideas;

self-belief and confidence in one’s abilities.

Born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th

building communication;

managing people;

creating productive relationships;

adaptability.

Born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th

sociality;

ability to learn deep truths;

professionalism.

Born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st

critical thinking;

realistic view of the world;

work capacity;

ordering and systematization.

Born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd

curiosity;

adaptability;

discovering new things.

Born on the 6th, 15th, 24th

building relationships;

acting through love.

Born on the 7th, 16th, 25th

independence;

inner core of a winner;

strong intuition;

ability to constantly act and move forward.

Born on the 8th, 17th, 26th

ability to manage one’s life;

systematic approach;

leadership quality.

Born on the 9th, 18th, 27th

charisma;

brightness;

creative approach in any activity;

managing people.

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How tf am I gonna do this man

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