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This man is everything 🥹🥰

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“cause this ship is sinking past the whiskey give me my last cigarette tell my father it was worth it oh my friends, this is the end, this is the end”

AU where John survives the boss fight and takes some time to relax afterwards 🤔🤔

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a joseph gifset just because i miss him

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Well, I'm gradually fighting the artblock. It's difficult. I don't always have the strength to draw, and I don't want to finish everything I draw. But then the feeling of unfairness in terms of the amount of content woke up in me again.

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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( Season 8 ) Negan Smith icons

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RIP Graham Greene. You were an incredible actor and a gentle soul. I watched you in every step of my life through media of all kinds. You will be missed.

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Viking (?) Jacob

Okay, people, please don't question my understanding or definition of a Viking haircut, as I clearly have none. @thepachy, as promised, these are for you. Let me know if you would like me to try and make them ginger as well. Citra-Jacob

Mullet-Jacob

Also, I figured out the reason for the weird cropping of Jacob's head. It turns out that his stupid head is misaligned with respect to most of the hair-cup models -_- As always, the link is in the comments (make sure to use both mods, otherwise, you will get the hair clipping). And, as always, let me know if you encounter any issues.

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More sketchy John with some basic shading🖤

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♡♡♡♡♡♡

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Cal McCarthy in WALKAWAY JOE (2020)

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Dep: FUCK THE PEGGYS!

Resistance: PREACH!

Dep: NO! That’s what got us into this mess.

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I love this so much 😂

Headcannon that if John ever did get a pet, it would be a Sphinx cat because, let's face it, he's not dealing with cat hair all over his clothes.

He'd get automatic everything - food and water dispensers, litterboxes, battery-operated toys. [because he will be damned if he has to clean cat shit or have his cabin smelling like ammonia.]

Jacob would, inevitably, tease him about having "a pet that looks like a walking ballsack," which causes John to look at cat clothes. Give the little creature some decency and stop Jacobs snickering whenever it comes mewing around the corner

He wouldn't decide on just one, and ends up buying one in every color and style, even a Christmas one that's horribly out of season. When the cat doesn't seem to mind the attention while John fusses over finding the perfect one, he'd realizes he kinds of likes this.

He starts dressing up the cat more elaborately, matching outfits to his, and even specialty orders it's own similar pair of kitty-sized sunglasses.

TL;DR: John would match outfits with his sphinx cat if he was a cat dad.

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Sobbing, I've always felt so bad for each of them but especially John 😭

Getting emotional about John agian.

You ever think Jacob went 82nd airborne because his little brother always loved planes?

I bet he would play with the paper airplanes Jacob made him from scrap paper until they fell apart.

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Spent my birthday a few days ago playing far cry 5 and took this screenshot, it made me laugh just seeing a marker above his head saying 'ride'

Idk why I only just now realized it says that after how many times I played it but yeah lol

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Jacob Headcanons

So, my headcanons for Faith and John already exist out there. Two more to go! Btw, thanks ya’ll for the support, this is more than I could’ve ever asked for. I appreciate each and every one of you! 💜

An absurdly long list of hcs incoming, BEWARE!

I. Domestic

• You know all these stuffed animals inside the Seed’s ranch? Totally Jacob’s (birthday?) gifts to John. This one might as well be canon.

• Is a dog person.

• Btw, he’s terrible at choosing gifts. Jacob’s the type who ALWAYS gives you money (pre-cult) and/or food (mostly meat). Or, you know, simply ditches the event because he had completely forgotten about it and had no time to go and kill something for you.

• Jake’s all about that comfortable silence. He isn’t much of a talker.

• Actually enjoys reading more than any other Seed. Has read more books than John, Joseph and Faith combined and has a surprisingly good taste in literature. Possesses a pair of reading glasses.

• His eyesight is worsening. It’s a TRAGEDY for him, although he understands that it’s only natural.

• Has occasional yet severe back pain. Followed by a loud exhale and tight grabbing of any piece of furniture nearby.

• Loves coffee, but limits himself to 1 cup a day. Strong, plain black, little to no sugar (Hello, look at his remarkable shape, the man sure knows his way around proper nutrition).

• Has tinnitus. All that shooting, bombing, and jumping out of airplanes didn’t go without consequences.

• Tells awesome campfire stories. Horror too. And yes, you will absolutely sh*t your pants and take the night watch, because you wouldn’t be able to sleep.

• That’s pretty much canon at this point but he has nightmares and vivid flashbacks. With cold sweat, tears and loud screams. Yes, it’s bad and he needs help.

• Two words: toxic masculinity. Mainly a facade for outsiders. Can be slightly soft with his family sometimes.

• He has a strict schedule. For his men and for himself. This helps him survive another day.

• Makes to-do lists. Actual physical ones. Loves the feeling of crossing out the things he has already done.

• Doesn’t want children. He’s got his fair share of problems with his bros and sis. Doesn’t even like kids until they turn 11-12 y.o at the very least.

• Loves hiking/camping. He knows all the ultimate survivalist skills. Bear Grylls can go eat a bullet.

II. Random

• Believes all conversations come to to death, sex and/or food eventually.

• Doesn’t like the sound of his own voice. Low-key wishes it was lower and more gruff

• His favorite author is Machiavelli, but his favorite book is actually “The things they carried” by Tim O'Brien.

• Miller was Jacob’s best friend since middle school. He supported Seed even in juvy and enlisted with him. Through thick and thin. Always. ‘Till the very end.

• Jacob was the first one to learn about John’s bisexuality. And Miller was as gay as they come. Therefore, whatever homophobia he might have had was gone pretty soon.

III. Lovey-dovey

• Straight or bi-curious

• Jacob’s an old soldier and he doesn’t know how to express his feelings. Nor does he want to learn, tbh.

• Wouldn’t mind being a little spoon from time to time. Especially after a nightmare.

• Consciously avoids “serious” relationships at all costs. Doesn’t feel the need for commitment since 90% of his time is occupied by the Project.

• However, if you somehow manage to make things “official” with him… Well, he will be the most loyal and faithful S.O on this planet. He will refer to you as “part of his family”, will protect you and will cherish your relationship as one of the few good things in his life.

• Still, don’t expect any grand gestures or poetic confessions of undying love. He’s a man of action.

• You’ve got to be honest and faithful to him too. DO NOT cheat on him. Ever. I’m dead serious (at least don’t let him find out about it). He will not lay a finger on you but this other person… oof.

• Your relationship’s most likely done after it, but he might forgive you. It depends.

• Might cheat on you… like… once (although it’s pretty unlikely). Will feel like a d*m*ass and a d*ck afterwards and will confess eventually. Would accept any consequences you deem necessary since he effed up bigtime. Sleeping on a couch for a couple of months? A-okay. You, not talking to him for a while? Fair enough. Him, having to do all the household chores? Yep, he deserved it. Just please, for the love of God, don’t leave him.

• Doesn’t do “dates”, but will try to spend as much quality time with you as possible. Will take you hunting/fishing if you’re interested. Will offer swimming in a river/lake… maybe even some skinny dipping ;).

• Will encourage you to stay in shape and eat “healthy” (his understanding of the word: mostly meat, a bit of fruits/vegetables here and there, little to no sugar and absolutely no artificial food). Will not pressure you too hard though.

• He’s the kind of guy to spend quiet evening on a couch with you and a couple of good books. Will definitely rest his head on your lap/stomach and occasionally stroke your leg/arm while thinking about something.

• Will 100% let you rest your head on his lap/chest/stomach/shoulder. Loves it when you run your fingers through his hair.

• 100 points to you if you give him a proper massage. God knows he needs one.

• Does not forget even minor details about you (those you’ve directly told him) or your relationship.

• Knows exactly when your anniversary is without reminders.

• Most likely will never propose because why would he?

• He’s chill with you not being religious (‘cause he isn’t), but will not tolerate you talking back to Joseph. You can bicker with John and/or Faith as much as you want though.

• Low-key enjoys it when you borrow his clothes. Still acts all grumpy about it.

!WARNING! There are two sections left and they may be rated NSFW. The first one is about mental issues and in the second I speculate about Jake’s preferences in bed, so proceed with caution. There’s nothing too graphic in either one of them, but still…

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