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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

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nevada rn

Arizona: how could anyone hate the rain! Nevada: ON GOD THEY TRYIN' TO DROWN ME IN THIS HOE, I CANNOT SEE!!!

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Colorado: What’s the announcement?

New Mexico: It’s a lecture. Utah’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.

Arizona: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Colorado: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

New Mexico: Milfs.

Arizona: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Colorado: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Utah: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Utah: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Arizona: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Colorado: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Colorado: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Utah: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

New Mexico: What? No! It isn't!

Utah: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Arizona: Utah...

Utah: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Arizona: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Utah: COLORADO, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Colorado: The word milf has been ruined for me.

New Mexico: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Arizona: You all are dumbasses.

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QUICK PSA

If you're getting anons with links! REPORT AND BLOCK THEM!

Something is going around and doing this and it ain't nice!

Never ever click a link that comes without reason, even from friends! They may have been compromised!

Always ask "Hey, did you send me a link?" And if they say yes, make sure that they are who they say they are! Some may have stolen their account and impersonated them!

Ask what the link is about and why they are sending it!

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!

NEVER CLICK IT UNLESS YOU ASKED FOR THE LINK!

DELETE ANYTHING SENT AND REPORT!

You do NOT want to deal with getting your account back when someone steals it from you. The stress and anxiety will be insane!

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Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

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Thanks for the tag!!

@theywhoshantbenamed actually already tag my main blog with this tag a longggg while ago.

So I did a little fun thing and did the test again and took way to long trying to find my old response.

My new one

My old one

My old one is way more accurate then the new one. (As I said before confused and confusing very accurate. And not wanting to sound like those am so random lol girls. But I usually am thinking about 3 to 7 things at once and will be talking to someone and switch to a different train if thought. And confused the hell out of people)

Which is very interesting. I wish I had a list of the questions and what I answered before and what I answered last time to compare. That would be cool.

Anyways @theywhoshantbenamed I think you should do the test again and see your old answer. I can send you the post of your old answer.

Silly personality quiz chain anyone?

Supaaanovaa

@that-one-dork @belovedrat @hailberryy @louwitheredaway @ratbagdoo @ghosty-reblogs-0w0 @c00kietin @skrapa-reblawgz @amat3ured1t0r aaand anyone else :3

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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one of the important cornerstones of fandom is understanding that your headcanon is not everyone else's headcanon, and i'm not sure when people stopped understanding this

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Colorado: I'll take a beer, and my friend here will have an apple juice

Utah: Col, I'm twenty six

Utah: I can buy my own apple juice

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The states: We’re tired of this grandpa!

Ben shoving them into boxes because he’s moving again: THATS TOO DAMN BAD

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Am not really on here but still get some notes here so I figured I'll reblogs here as well

Alright it is getting close to April 1st

I am going to offline for the next 36 hours or so. Please be respectful and don't send me anything about April's fools. I'll see y'all when all those stuff are done.

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NM: Arizona has no patience

Oregon:⬆️

Wyoming:⬆️

Colorado:⬆️

Nevada:⬆️

Utah:⬆️

Alaska:⬆️

Hawaii:⬆️

Washington:⬆️

Idaho:⬆️

Cal:⬆️

Air:HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

Air:heart ❤️ been broke 💔 so 😔 many 😩 times 🕕 i-i-i 🤬 dunno 😖 what 😐 to ✌️ believe 😥

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The number people on this site just solidly convinced that the Nazis and bad people are around because staff loves them and not because moderation of millions of accounts is very very hard and expensive is. Staggering.

"oh just use automation." You mean the one currently mismarking trans accounts as mature? You think they just need to flip a no Nazis switch on the moderation-o-matic?

"oh why did they manage to get rid of that post about staff being Harry Potter fans" because there was a lot of targeted harassment and it was a single account, not the millions that make up Tumblr. And actually it's a very straightforward labor protection to make sure your staff don't get harassed. It's actually very bad to insist that staff gets harassed as long as there are other moderation issues.

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Careful! This one’s particularly putrid.

First: “sees angelhood like it’s the only gender worth being and loving”

I didn’t realize species=gender. If that’s their worldview, then it’s no wonder why these types of meta writers think angels can’t be queer.

Second: “so queer it makes Aziraphale look straight”

Who explicitly gets called gay and the f-slur in the book? Who reclaims the insult “Southern pansy”? Certainly wasn’t Crowley…

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now that I’ve been back a while I’m getting the age old “is this okay to reblog” questions on my posts, and I would like to say what I have always said which is that 1. Yes. 2. You should never

Ever

post a single thing on this site that would make you uncomfortable or cause trouble for you if someone shared it elsewhere. Yes, even if you disable reblogs on the post.

It’s not nice, but you have absolutely zero expectation of privacy or containment regarding anything you post to any social media. Even if it’s social media that only your friends can view. It’s still up and out there.

If it would be upsetting or dangerous or just plain awkward for something you post here to show up elsewhere—I cannot stress this enough—Do Not Post It.

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hope you’re healing well after surgery and congrats! I might not do a lot of working on the fic right now but I will get more into it probably after next Wednesday

Oh boy am doing good now but man it hasn't been a good recovery 😅

Just got released from the 3rd hospital yesterday. But am now on the right track so yay :3