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Jason Dean for the entirety of Heathers.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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jd during seventeen: okay i promise not to kill anyone anymore

jd during meant to be yours:

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JD: I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I’ll be Veronica’s second husband.

H.M.: What happened to her first husband?

JD: Nothing she can prove.

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I love this meme.

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JD: V-veronica? What are you doing in my room?

Veronica:

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heathers: a summary

Beautiful: lets meet literally the entire cast (ft. exposition)

Candy Store: betray your morals with a sexy dance number

Fight for Me: Veronica discovers she has a violence fetish

Freeze Your Brain: JD has a mental breakdown at a 7/11

Big Fun: underage drinking

Dead Girl Walking: i’m gonna die soon, lets have sex

Me Inside of Me: commit murder to gain popularity

Blue: *blows rape whistle aggressively*

Our Love is God: maybe dating a violent psychopath wasn’t the best idea

My Dead Gay Son: that’s one way to mourn i guess

Seventeen: let’s not be horribly messed up (proceeds to get horribly messed up)

Shine a Light: therapy

Lifeboat: bitch turns out to be cinnamon roll, depressed

Shine a Light (Reprise): somehow even more depressing than the last one

Kindergarten Boyfriend: could everyone stop attempting suicide please

Yo Girl: well Veronica, you’re fucked

Meant To Be Yours: blowing up a school is romantic, right?

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): horrible death interspersed with cheerleader routine

I Am Damaged: great now i feel bad for the murderer

Seventeen (Reprise): i just killed my insane bomber ex-boyfriend, wanna watch a movie? 

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don’t be J.D. kids

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

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Me watching a Change Your Mind

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We were really about to see a Garnet and Steven fusion and they just cut it off. G I-

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jin stans everyday one hour before 12am kst 

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jin stans not getting jintro today either: moodboard

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not to be THAT anon but are you going to update wish anytime soon???

haha it’s totally fine!! honestly, I’ll probably update within the next week, as well as HC. I’ve been finishing up my summer classes and tbh I didn’t think anyone really liked wish, but I’m glad you want an update!!

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me @ everything 

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VIRAGO | j.jk. | Prologue

(n.) a strong, brave, or warlike woman; a woman who demonstrates exemplary and heroic qualities. 

Summary: As soon as you walked through the door of that filthy and gloomy place, a sense of regret made his way onto your body. A sensation that you were forced to hide because now it was too late to back off. On the ring the fight was about to start and you were too far to quit now. 

Genre: Hybrid!au, Mafia!au, little bit of everything 

Pairing: Dobermann dog Hybrid! Jungkook x Reader 

Warnings: Lots of violence, strong language, triggering scenes

a/n: This story is gonna be one hell of a ride and I’ll like to thank my beautiful mother @analovegirl helping me out.

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