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every xmen 97 episode makes me feel like its so over

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guys how come no one gaf abt the 2 sec quicksilver appearance

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im catching up with xmen '97 and i fucking blink and pookie dookie baby boy quicksilver is on screen then immediately gets neutralized like what da fweak

(ik its morph but still what da fweak)

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xmen '97 episode THREE reactions !! becuz i can

- chat whadafuq is happening

- MORPH 🫶

- I CANT GET OVER MAGNETOS FUCKASS SUIT

- the rogue and gambit content we got in this episode was 😍😍

- the goblin queen bad ASF like hellooooo, her outfit was so nice raahhhh

- "chat is it cheating if i have a child with my girl who's not my girl"

- i get second hand embarassment when wolverine is still obsessed w jean like brother....shes married w kids

- also idk if morph and wolverine r JUST friends guys...just my opinion

- sinister looks like that one math vampire from elmos world

- FORGE AND STORM ARC IS UPON US 🙏

- im bouta get real sinister if i dont get a scarlet witch appearance in this series

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is anyone up to talk abt the xmen with me im so bored and so obsessed with the xmen 😞

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i just watched the first two xmen '97 (2024) episodes and heres my opinions

- cyclops is epic now, he was kinda boring in the original series but now hes like epic

- i didnt know how op each xman was

- what are magneto and rogue doing...

- morph carried the fight scenes imo

- magneto is CUNT (maybe too much cunt)

- morph is CUNT (we been knew)

- gambit still fine asf

- gambit got that shit on w the crop top

- storm still fine asf

- ROBERTO DA COSTA CAN WE MAKE A COMMOTION FOR ROBERTO DA COSTA

- rogue's accent was lowkey butched ngl

- love jubilee

- praying for a scarlet witch appearance, marvel if you can hear me marvel

- wolverine silly asf - the scene where jean was giving birth and she was like "omg hes coming" and wolverine was like "APOCALYPSE?!!" "NO, THE BABY"

- RAAAHHHHHH

anyways i hella fw it so far im excited to see where they take the series (and i have a reason to live for every wednesday 😛)

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sometimes pookie bear princess is a 37 year old man ౨ৎ

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was sending a cosplay tiktok to my friend saying "im going feral" but almost sent "im going fetal"...like yesss post ate so hard i had to regress into infancy to handle it 😍😍

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very special to me that every critic has panned lisa frankenstein while every bitch on tumblr is like "this movie was made specifically for ME"

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I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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[Karasuno groupchat]

Noya: AKHJSHSJADH

Daichi: what is that?

Noya: it's a laugh

Daichi: how do i do that?

Noya: just press any letter

Daichi: 4

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A baby, part one

[a baby crawls in the gym]

Yamaguchi: There’s a baby!

Daichi: Oh now we have two.

Everyone: *looks at Asahi*

[Asahi starts crying]

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Nishinoya: Hold on! I am experiencing one of those headaches with pictures!

Daichi: ???

Asahi: An idea. He has an idea

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Daichi: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

Suga: I’m still not socially active

Asahi: I’m not even active

Credit to haikyuu_stuff_ on Instagram

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Nishinoya: Pay me.

Asahi: I don’t have any debts. What am I suppose to pay you?

Nishinoya: Attention.

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Sugawara: It's time for plan B.

Asahi: We have a plan B?

Daichi: No, but it's time for one.