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I like to imagine a scenario where humanity just never developed energy guns and has stuck to kinetic weaponry forever and at some point some alien species thinks about messing with the wrong apex predator species.

Alien 1: "Captain, I assure you, our ships can't be breached by anything weaker than a concentrated proton beam. They barely have lasers. We'll be fine."

Alien 2: "Sub relativistic projectile incom-" gets hit by a railgun shell at mach fuck

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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take my white ass to Tampa, FL

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This is a very good point

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Going back to former seasons for comfort reasons and

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Next episode right off the bat

Going back to former seasons for comfort reasons and

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Going back to former seasons for comfort reasons and

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fell asleep on the couch in the middle of the day and had a very vivid dream that the new wes anderson movie was about a group of plucky twee misfit kids going around stealing materials from construction sites in order to build their very own burj khalifa in the small clearing behind their middle school

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בוקר טוב לכולם שרדנו עוד אירוע היסטורי

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self portrait with my wife

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You have your answer

What on earth can they even air tonight that would top last week?

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On one hand, early wakeup due to another missile barrage

On the other hand, new bigtop