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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

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I regret to inform everyone that I have come up with a new synonym for "penis."

Knobelisk

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one must imagine sisyphus locking in

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I love how Hobb introduced a character that so badly wants to be a tradwife that doesn't have to make difficult decisions ever, and then realized not only is it wrong for her, the idea of continuing to live a life where other people make decisions for her is now incredibly insulting and unattractive even when sweetly (and innocently) offered by a guy she's actually very interested in

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Facts about the anti pope

It is a misconception that the antipope is an opposing force to the pope that will annihilate both should they ever touch. Rather it is the small appetizer such as a bishop or cardinal that you eat before devouring a pope.

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marie howe, in an interview with krista tippett of on being

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People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

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it's dangerous to go alone! take this

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lets scream with mama

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המזלות ומה הם צריכים לקחת (המציג אינו רופא)

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מקימה להקת מטאל בשם משלחת מלאכי רעים

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lmfaoooo wtf

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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also someone you can point at a fictional character and go "oh shit that guy on tumblr is super fucking mentally unwell about that one" about

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Reviewing 1950s Nuclear Family Barbecuing Art

Notice how the wife is in the background waving for help before she plans to toss her son into the river, she wishes the husband would look at her, but the husband only cares for MEAT– pay attention to these themes for they will show up later.

wife is still in the background and MEAT is still in the foreground, but she is happy this time in her virginal white dress and all is right with the world. There son has yet to be tossed into the river.

TWO children now with a girl child learning to dispense not only MEAT but alcohol, the wife is in the background, but her smile is frozen and stiff on her face. She knows what the raggedy anne doll at the bottom knows.

everyone is so fucking HYPED for this new meat STICK– no longer limited to the round, finite circle. The father is the most excited of all. Watch as friend Tommy enters the scene from the background and the wife is now wearing pink instead of white. She will never return to her perfect unknowing ways.

1950s gay fucking panic. the circular meat is burning. the wife is wearing red. Jimmy and Tommy are going to go on a “fishing trip” and he won’t look her in the eye when they return. The other wife in white lives in ignorance, but not for long as DOUBT enters her expression.

the wife has finally taken center stage. She sets the table without looking at her husband who stands guiltily with his weird magic stick in the background. The daughter rushes away from her brother who has emerged from the river to hover across the ground and seek vengeance.

They are a broken family with only MEAT in the center left to remain.