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hey sorry for leaving you on read i actually didn’t even mean to open your messsage
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.
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"This character you like did a bad thing(TM)!!!" It's ok. I forgive them.
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IT... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!! OUR SHARED MUTUAL SHOULD HAVE REBLOGGED THAT POST FROM ME!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!
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Bruce Wayne is wearing large sunglasses in public…why? Good question. He could be…
recovering from a massive hangover (what he wants most people to think)
hiding a black eye
still trying to adjust to daylight (he hasn’t seen the sun in two weeks)
trying to covertly microsleep during this meeting
hiding TWO black eyes
working at 30% vision capacity because a new version of Joker Gas got into his cowl when it broke during patrol
recovering from random medical procedure #95 to keep his face looking generally face-like
scanning mission reports on the interior lenses
trying to convince himself the concussion “isn’t that bad”
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happy uh belated death day, jason
from batman annual #25
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we're all thinking it so i'll just say it. we need more mpreg where the top gets pregnant
#I think we need a kind of mpreg in which MOST of the time one of the people involved in the sex will get pregnant#but some portion of the time (maybe 5%) a random person that they know will get pregnant instead and they just have to deal#they did it on Star Trek which is how you know it can work as a fanfic prompt. I just want it to start that way with no medical emergency
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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame
#unfortunately I find this to be true of literally all advice. the people who should listen don't and the ones who do shouldn't#and that's because like. if people are in the place to do the thing they're already doing it. and if they're not they can't without help#like even on this post the people who love cyberbullying are pointing at it going 'oh it's me I'm the gentle soul! I should bully more!'#and the ones with anxiety are close reading it to try to figure out what constitutes 'harassment' while they catalog their last six months#people just let their personal biases dictate what everyone else is saying at all times instead of wondering why they phrased it like that
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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
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