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But it's our's????

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Via fluffypotatogram

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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I forgot to mention how after an edible the other night I dreamed up a scenario where Alfred was replaced by Tim Gunn from project runway and the batkids kept asking him for help and he’d just wave a hand and say “make it work!”

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me reading comics

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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oh hang on let me add the example of Titty Armor that pisses me off so much, one because it's easy to find references,

and two because it's a bulletproof vest, notably one of the most shapeless garments there is.

hey can we uhhhhhhhhh get rid of boob armor?

and i mean in every fictional setting like fantasy, scifi, etc but here are two prime examples:

these are both………… pretty weird. i get that wonder woman’s outfit has been the same since 1941 but she still serves as a good example, and idek what’s going on with valkyrie. a lot of people praise this for being “feminine but functional” but this still means there’s some armor smith out there carefully molding breastplates to fit each individual boob (as per that one tumblr post going around that i don’t have the link to).

here’s an example of real life armor on women:

there you go. some real women wearing real armor made for real combat situations. now listen, i’ve worn this and yeah—– this shit’s functional. and no, it doesn’t squish your boobs in, no matter what you’re doing. it actually fits quite snugly despite how it looks. see how no effort was made to have individual boobs poke through? that’s because that shit ain’t necessary. in fact the breast molding would be pretty terrible for your rib cage but i’m sure you’ve all seen that post.

at least star wars got this one right:

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Cartoon with identical looking boy/girl twins that's self-aware of the fact this implies one is trans, and keeps the audience guessing as to which one it is.

The girl laments that her friends are buying bras and her chest is still flat. The boy keeps his t-shirt on the whole time at the beach. Neither of them like using public toilets. The girl always seems to be eating pickles. The boy is giving himself an injection... But it turns out he's diabetic and it's his insulin. Oh look, one of them has a trans flag pin! But so does the other one, because the cis sibling is a very enthusiastic ally.

Bonus points if the twins are aware of this and confusing people on purpose.

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heads up to people who hate taylor swift one way to encounter her less often is to not talk about her or listen to her music

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*On some adventure, probably*

Carol *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Carol *turning around and helps Kamala through it*: Breaking and entering is bad, Kamala.

Kamala: Okay.

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit