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moved accounts due to prolonged cyberstalking.

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here's to steam's 20th year of existing and to my 20th of wanting them dead

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going back to old tf2stuck sketches and outlining them in pencil <3

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just found out the girl from my english class who structured a class debate on “for sale: baby shoes, never worn” with the viewpoint that assuming it was sad because the baby had died was jumping to conclusions and it could have been multiple other reasons the baby never wore the shoes, such as having really big feet for a baby, the baby not suiting the colour, or simply that they were an unwanted baby shower gift, is now a really successful lawyer. which, you know. good for her.

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why does nobody talk about the fact that he's his band's bassist. sick as fuck

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hello resident evil fandom. i can't explain this just take these crumbs

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psa for anyone who somehow doesn't know already i got kinda tired of having to hide it so i'm openly proship on this account now. feel free 2 unfollow or block or do whatever makes you comfortable. spyscout likers please talk to me why are there only like two of you on this webbed site

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not my best work but here's an entirely self-indulgent doodle page i've been using to warm up for the past day or so. godbles

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[walks onto stage shakily and almost loses sweaty grip on microphone] [overhead lights burn eyes] [throat goes dry] so uh. What's up with these guys

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sighs. rubs face. slides these drawings over to you. tf2stuck

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little bit of self indulgent self promo: follow me on art fight!! i've been working on new ref sheets for my characters almost nonstop, hence my inactivity, which will most likely extend until around when it begins. in the meantime have a picture of my cat being a little bitch

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character design challenge where you draw your oc in different outfits according to the occasion like a sim

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i want to thank you for starting the merasmus trains. today is a good day for merasmus fans <3

anything for my fellow merasmus enjoyers

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can you please draw pauling/merasmus? its kinda cracky but i think theyd be cute + have an interesting dynamic

my favorite pauling ship dynamics are ones where she's complaining about her issues and her partner is just like yeah uh huh that's nice sweetie. unless merasmus goes DEPRESSUS BEGONUS and suddenly she's a pink lamb because he used a shittily translated journal written by a fourteen year old in the victorian era

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DRAW ME SOME HEAVYSCOUT PLEASE MAYBE POSSIBLY IF YOU WOULD LIKE. they gotta cuddle bro

can't be assed with this one. shout out to gay people

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can you pls draw soldier/spyhead :tbhcreature:

as you wish [bows]

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Hiiii you love me u love me and we’re best friends… can I get some demoscout…just a little🥺 a teensy bit🥺

olugh fuck i'm finally caught up on all my requests. sorry for the fucky anatomy x2 it's 2 in the morning