#proship safe

[i-put-the-s4p-in-s4pphic]

I need a distraction so I'm making a reblog game!

Reblog with a picture and the name of your f/o and I'll assign them a tiny figurine based on vibes!

limited to 1 f/o please, but you can reblog multiple times

Examples:

[zombieplaguedoc]

Imagine your f/o presenting you with a flower crown.

Or

Imagine you presenting your f/o with a flower crown

Antis fuck off, this post is not for you

[33squid]

i just saw an anti post saying ""fiction doesnt affect reality" then why are you, a real person, turned on by it" just wait until this guy finds out that just bc you're consuming sexually not good things it doesnt mean ur turned on by it no way.. maybe its just,,, interesting to read/watch no way....

[el-sandwhichito-de-geto]

This is a take that I've seen many Antis making lately, and I think it reaches peak stupidity for a number of reasons.

A: It's so stupidly bad that it's easy to twist their words around and say the obvious: "Oh, so you think if there's a minor in the smut it's okay to show it to them?"

B: I can be naked in my own house but I can't go out on the streets naked. Meaning, it's my blog, you stepped-on cardboard sheet, as long as I put the appropriate warnings I can put whatever the fuck I want in it.

C: It's probably the most terminally-online take of them all. Because it shows you have really ZERO idea of what a minor is /l-h.

You can't seriously think a bunch of pixels with an arbitrary number attached to them is the same as a REAL flesh and bone minor; age in fiction means literally nothing when there's characters like Ash who'd been 10/11 for as long as I've been ALIVE and characters are able to live ridiculous lifespans of 1000+ years. Also, minors are rarely written to feel like minors, because they're usually put in situations where the average minor can't even see themselves in.

And of course, thinking your brain is stupid enough to not recognize there's a difference between a minor in real life and a minor in fiction, would put you in the same category as animals who don't recognize their own reflection in a mirror. Please give your brain some credit, evolution worked really hard on it.

[hardmangoshipping]

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

imagine your f/o waking up from a wet dream with you in it.

theyre moaning in their sleep, muttering your name, grinding into the mattress.

do they wake up after cumming in their sleep, covered in sweat and muttering a cute little "f-fuck.." before they head to the bathroom to clean up the mess they made, embarrassed?

or do they wake up before they cum, needy and flustered, having to jerk off at the thought of you, embarrassed but unable to help themself?

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

[proselfship-imagine-hub]

imagine your F/O having to be gone during the night and staying up for them, or rather, trying to stay up for them

maybe they're working night shift, or a family member had a late night emergency, and they have no choice but to leave

you snuggle into bed, reading a book or playing on your phone or perhaps even watching the television if you have one in your room as you wait for them to be home

the hours tick by and you try, you really truly do, to stay awake but your eyelids grow heavy, blinking slowly and sluggishly. you adjust and change what you're doing to try and stay awake, but it's useless. before you know it, one moment you're doing something and the next, your head is on the pillow and you can't bring yourself to sit up

the next thing you know after that is the quiet sound of feet shuffling, coming closer, and the bed creaks and creaks and you feel a kiss is pressed onto your forehead

you stir a little, unable to open your eyes just yet but they softly tell you to lay back down, they'll come lay with you in a moment

and that's all it takes, a moment, then they slide under the covers and pull you close. they kiss you and tell you that they love you and to go back to sleep

[radqueer-stray-dog]

The way some of you cling to canon makes me think you would NOT survive early fandom

[huntinglove]

"Hey pretty stranger, I think you look cute!" 🍓

Decided to make something a little different this time around (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

The song is Your Text by Sundial!!

[Please click or tap for better quality! RBs are always appreciated!]

[a-sh1pping-complex]

I made one of those proshipper wanted posters satirically omg go get meee lmfao

[natsukashii11]

PROSHIP WANTED POSTERS BATCH 1

@proship-angelbunny

@lunarbroadcast

These were hard to make cuz their headcanons r so w. Had to really peal back layers of rationality in my mind and go back to my anti mindset.. 😔😔

As always don’t take these seriously.

[v0mitgh0st]

Doodled Giorno for his birthday~! (⌒▽⌒)

‎✩°｡⋆⸜ 🐞🌸♡🍡

[pro-sipper]

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

[33squid]

anti shippers, in an irl setting, are the odd ones out btw

[al-selfships]

The "if you don't want to get harassed, don't post your weird shit online" take has to be among the ones I hate the most. You're telling me I have to post "normal" stuff (whatever that means) or else the harassment is justified? That the one in the right is the person sending threats? That I can't even have a space for myself online? For fuck's sake.

[darci-tbh]

everytime I see antis call themselves punk I lose hope in the internet again

I don't know how to say this but policing people's right to create and consume any fiction they want AND advocating for the corporal punishment of "thought criminals" cannot and will not ever be punk. shut up

[proselfship-imagine-hub]

imagine your F/O washing your hair for you

maybe you are sick and either need the help, or they just want to do this for you so you can close your eyes and let go for a moment. maybe you are just tired and they are happy to help you out. maybe they just want you to relax and and they love the opportunity to spoil you

imagine their fingers gently massaging your scalp, running the shampoo through your hair and rinsing it out,and murmuring soft words to you as you close your eyes and relax under their touch

your F/O loves taking care of you 💛