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no spoilers but the end of severance s2e3 sent me charging through bricks and drywall out the exterior of my apartment. i actually traveled three or four blocks with my feet chugging briskly along midair like wile e. coyote. no spoilers but that is what happened physically to me
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innie mark is gonna have to watch himself watch petey die and do nothing about it because he doesn’t know him. outie mark is gonna have to watch himself talk to his wife for hours and do nothing about it because he doesn’t know her. mark is gonna feel the love for his wife and the love for helly at the same time. two different people inhabiting one brain. i’m so sick
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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
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*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!
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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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Introducing the little dumpling baby from my last Zosan comic, her name is Kuina and I love her very much
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