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[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

Hello!

I'm Yotri, a Yoshi! I live on Yoshi Circuit, and I was always fascinated by the races that take place there. Recently, I did some research into them, and apparently they're part of a whole recurring karting tournament! And there's a ton more tracks than just my home island!

I decided I wanted to see what it's like, so I got myself a racing kart, and started traveling the world. I'm going to try to visit every track that's been part of these tournaments, and I'm going to give my reviews on them!

Keep in mind that I'm a racing amateur, so my thoughts on the tracks will probably be different than yours, especially if you're a racing pro.

I'll be rating each track according to the following metrics, each on a scale of 1 (worst) to 10 (best):

Fun: How much fun is it to drive around on them? Accessibility: How easy was it to get to the track, and how accessible is the track itself for a newcomer like me? Aesthetics: How nice is the scenery of the track to look at, as well as the track itself? Pleasantness: How nice is it to spend time around the track? Food: How yummy is the food served near the track, if there is any? Overall: Taking all the above factors into account, how good do I think the track is?

I hope you all find my reviews interesting, at least!

OOC

Hi! @ifbench here! It's been a while since I've done much RP on tumblr, but I was struck with an idea for a fun thing, and made this blog!

This is an in-universe blog for a Yoshi in the Mario world, touring the different Mario Kart tracks and rating them according to various metrics.

A few rules and important information before I start:

You're free to send Yotri asks! Feel free to ask Yotri about anything from his track ratings to his personal life! However, please no NSFW asks. This is a strictly SFW blog.

In-character asks and interactions from other RP blogs are welcome, even if they're not a Mario RP blog! Non-RP blogs are free to interact too!

Please be patient with me. It may take a while for me to answer asks, or get to certain tracks. I do intend on doing as many official Mario Kart tracks as I can, ideally all of them.

On that note, certain tracks may be grouped together, such as each of the SNES tracks sharing a course type, and the GBA Bowser Castles, among possibly others.

I intend on only doing the latest release of each track, though if earlier versions have something interesting that later releases lack (such as Sky Garden), I'll try to take that into account.

The exception to these are Tour-exclusive retro track remakes. I'm sorry, but I'd rather not play Mario Kart Tour. I'll try to do research for Piranha Plant Pipeline, at least, as it's the only Tour-exclusive track that's wholly unique, but that's all I'll be doing. My apologies.

Thank you for reading all this, and I hope you enjoy this blog!

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

It's a weird gallery of stones and dead people.

what “grave yard” mean?

stellan said word but don’t know what mean

said one in lavender town

go there next so want know

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I need to follow more Rotomblrs. Spice up my dash with some more variety. RB THIS POST IF IT REACHES YOU and i'll send some asks and traction etc your way, investigate your blorbos.

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Yayay! I won, and now I have 6 Galar badges!

Now Sonia wants to talk to me! And we're going to Bob's Your Uncle, the restaurant with the reallyreally yummy food!

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[The video begins with a nervous-looking, snow-covered Illanero emerging from the Gym Mission chamber, and onto the battlefield. A woman in a puffy white coat approaches xem from the opposite side.

"I am Melony," she says, eyes narrowed. "As you can see, I've assembled a team of all ice-type Pokemon."

"Hihi!" Illanero says, though xyr enthusiasm sounded strained. "I'm Illanero! I'm a gym challenger!"

"You aren't sore from all those holes you fell into, are you?" Melony says, concern crossing her face for just a moment. "Even if you are, I'm not going to hold back!"

The video then cuts to after the battle.

Melony briefly looks despondent, but quickly musters a stern expression back onto her face as she approaches Illanero. "You...you're pretty good, huh?" She says. "Of course, seeing my Pokemon lose is sad, but to meet someone so young with such ability is quite grand."

"Yesyes!" Illanero said with true enthusiasm, xyr earlier anxiety gone, at least for now.

"My son could perhaps learn a thing or two from you," Melony says, before holding out something. "Here, take this sparkling Ice Badge!"

Illanero takes the badge, but tilts xyr head. "Why are you bringing your son up?"

"For some reason, I can't help but imagine him challenging you after you become the Champion," Melony says, beginning to smile. "I think you have what it takes. And if that time comes...give him a right thrashing, would you?"

"O...kok," Illanero says, suddenly looking uncomfortable again.

The video ends.]

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

Decibel threatened to "reveal my secret" if I didn't show up.

(@zoruascanbetrainerstoo) Rose mom? I'm reallyreally nervous. -Illanero

Mmmmwhat about, kit? What's got a multi-time champion nervous?

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

They said I need to be alone. And they're someone named Decibel.

(@zoruascanbetrainerstoo) Rose mom? I'm reallyreally nervous. -Illanero

Mmmmwhat about, kit? What's got a multi-time champion nervous?

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

A reallyreally scary person from Team Yell wants to meet with me in the Circhester gym stadium when nobody else is around.

(@zoruascanbetrainerstoo) Rose mom? I'm reallyreally nervous. -Illanero

Mmmmwhat about, kit? What's got a multi-time champion nervous?

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

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[The video begins with Illanero stepping towards the Circhester gym stadium, only for the sounds of an argument to become audible. A woman with a fluffy white jacket and a man with sunglasses were shouting at each other in front of the gym doors.

Eyes widening, Illanero dove into a nearby bush, xyr Zorua ears popping out of xyr illusion as xey listened in.

"I keep telling you, mom, I'm not taking over the gym!" the man says, his expression hard to read under his sunglasses.

"Gordie," the woman says with narrowed eyes. "Please listen to your mother. Chairman Rose-"

"I don't care what Rose thinks, Melony!" Gordie says. "You know as well as I do that I'm not good with losing in front of an audience! And you want me to be a gym leader? I can't do that!"

"Gordie, you know that I'm your biggest fan. I know you can do this," Melony says. "And it's not about what you want, it's about what's needed. Chairman Rose is saying that Circhester needs some change. And you being gym leader-"

"Isn't going to happen!" Gordie shouts. "End of story! Goodbye!"

As he stomps away, Melony sighs, shakes her head, and steps back into the gym.

Illanero breathes a sigh of relief, and scurries out of the bush, only to yelp as someone in a Team Yell outfit picks xem up by the scruff. She was recognizable from a previous video, as Decibel.

"I knew it," Decibel says, as Illanero frantically yips and tries to squirm free. "The up-and-coming challenger is a Zorua!"

"Now," she says, looking Illanero in the eyes. "If you don't want me to reveal your little secret, do as I say."

Illanero hesitates, then nods.

"You're about to fight Melony, right? Win. And then come back to the stadium at night, when no one else is around," Decibel says. "Got it?"

Illanero frantically nods, letting out a distressed whine.

"Good," Decibel says, dropping Illanero back into the bush xey were in before. "Don't be late."

Decibel walks away, and the video ends.]

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

I just solved a mystery in Hotel Ionia! Yayay! I'm like a detective!

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The food at Bob's Your Uncle is reallyreally yummy!

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I made it to Circhester! And Mintar and Paliero evolved into a Cinccino and Psychic Rapidash!

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

What's pepto bismol? It sounds reallyreally weird.

im being oh so strong becase i have a tummy ache rn and no pepto bismol

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You should also expect Zoruas to be around! Like me!

contrary to popular belief not all Zoroark are good at illusions. actually once i was on a ferris wheel while disguised as a human and this guy spooked me so bad I dropped it without even realizing. like i did not know id subjected this guy to sitting next to an overgrown wolf-fox until he pointed it out

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

Yesyes!

Fox pokémon

You agree 👍

Yes

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

Yesyes! Me too!

Stand back!

I’ve got a tail… and I’m not afraid to wag it.

[zoruascanbetrainerstoo]

Humans are reallyreally weird. They're also reallyreally cool sometimes, but always reallyreally weird.

...am I bad?